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WHY DO I WORK WITH RETARDS

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BuckeyeNation27

BuckeyeNation27

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Former FF The Deuce Champ
I swear to god, this is the MSN Messenger conversation I just had. The names have been changed to protect the retarded:


Dumb Guy says: Hello Jeff
Jeff says: Hello
DG says: I need resend something, but I am getting an error.
DG says: the message is:
DG says: There has been an internal error. Please re-login and try again.
Please contact Technical Support.
Jeff says: Did you log out and log back in?
DG says: umm
DG says: no
DG says: i try
DG says: i will try
DG says: wow
DG says: fine!!
DG says: thank you, bery much
Jeff says: No problem
 
BuckeyeNation27 said:
I swear to god, this is the MSN Messenger conversation I just had. The names have been changed to protect the retarded:


Dumb Guy says: Hello Jeff
Jeff says: Hello
DG says: I need resend something, but I am getting an error.
DG says: the message is:
DG says: There has been an internal error. Please re-login and try again.
Please contact Technical Support.
Jeff says: Did you log out and log back in?
DG says: umm
DG says: no
DG says: i try
DG says: i will try
DG says: wow
DG says: fine!!
DG says: thank you, bery much
Jeff says: No problem
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Quit your bitching, you solved the guy's problem. But now he'll be the guy that successfully gets White Sox tickets online.
 
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Since we got the tech guy here, what do I do next?
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
I swear to god, this is the MSN Messenger conversation I just had. The names have been changed to protect the retarded:


Dumb Guy says: Hello Jeff
Jeff says: Hello
DG says: I need resend something, but I am getting an error.
DG says: the message is:
DG says: There has been an internal error. Please re-login and try again.
Please contact Technical Support.
Jeff says: Did you log out and log back in?
DG says: umm
DG says: no
DG says: i try
DG says: i will try
DG says: wow
DG says: fine!!
DG says: thank you, bery much
Jeff says: No problem
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Sounds exactly like my entire workday. Glad to see someone else is experiencing the exact same idiocy I do everyday. :bonk:
 
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I think my all-time favorite encounter was with the woman who was frantically trying to open an email. By the time she called me over, she was worked up into a mad-clicking frenzy, as the email would sort of flash on her screen and disappear.

I wonder how long I could have let her click away before she would have realized her keyboard cord was wrapped around her escape key...
 
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