Who's stuck working today?

[gbearbuck]

I went in this morning (left at 1:00) and completed more work than I usually do in two days... It's amazing how much work you can complete when the phone doesn't ring...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I so almost did that.

I went to an associate here and was like, "so, you're jewish right? So you don't care much about this whole X-mas thing going on eh? Watchya working on?"

Of course his nose is to the grindstone on something else. . .

Go poop in his yamakah (or however you fucking spell it). Hey, if Isreal and Japan jointly produced a motorcycle, would it be called a Yamakah?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Go poop in his yamakah (or however you fucking spell it). Hey, if Isreal and Japan jointly produced a motorcycle, would it be called a Yamakah?

Yamakule

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I worked my normal shift this morning.... 4am-1pm.... and for the first time in 12 years I will have Christmas Day off... hooray for me!!!

 

[CCI]

I worked my normal shift this morning.... 4am-1pm.... and for the first time in 12 years I will have Christmas Day off... hooray for me!!!

congrats for the day off in 12 years on x-mas. That just means you get to spend quality time with the Mother-In-Law

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

congrats for the day off in 12 years on x-mas. That just means you get to spend quality time with the Mother-In-Law

she's about 10 feet away from me right now..... as much as it pains me to say it.... she's been pretty good so far this visit.... it could also be the drugs I'm on because I've been really sick for about a week. :(

 

[kinch]

Well, look at it this way, it's clearly not due today. It can't be due tomorrow. Deal with it Wednesday.

Ha! It's due Wednesday morning, and let's just say that tomorrow night I hope to be. . . indisposed. . .

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Yamakule

If a Hawaiian guitar was made by a Jewish guy, he'd call it a "Yamakulele"...

 

[Best Buckeye]

If you cross a Hawaiian guitar was made by a Jewish guy, he's call it a "Yamakulele"...

What you drinking today Mili?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

What you drinking today Mili?

Unfortunately nothing yet...holy shit, I typed that?

 

[leroyjenkins]

tonight, tomorrow............cop


crime never stops and for some reason gets worse during the holiday season, especially in my shithole of a city.

 

[kinch]

Go poop in his yamakah (or however you fucking spell it). Hey, if Isreal and Japan jointly produced a motorcycle, would it be called a Yamakah?

Did you say poop? Poop?

Somehow that just doesn't sound like a word that should come from your mouth. . .

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Ha! It's due Wednesday morning, and let's just say that tomorrow night I hope to be. . . indisposed. . .

Done yet?

Here's a tip. When I'm in a jam, I use this line:

"Plus, everything my opposition says is bullshit. The end."

Mucho success.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

If a Hawaiian guitar was made by a Jewish guy, he'd call it a "Yamakulele"...

 

[kinch]

Done yet?

Here's a tip. When I'm in a jam, I use this line:

"Plus, everything my opposition says is bullshit. The end."

Mucho success.

Haven't freaking started.

Wayyyy too much drama.

And it continues.

And I hate texting. Why does everyone text now? Everything gets confused. I am having an issue with that right now. . . girls and texting soooo don't mix, and it takes longer, what's the freaking point? Texting should be reserved for quick notes, like "be there at 10." This is the problem with dating younger girls (I made a point to date girls born in the 80s, me being born in 75, thinking it would be fun. NOOOOOO. I just don't get it. . .)

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

God damn my night. Really. Well, maybe not, bad day to say that I guess, seeing as it just turned Christmas. Merry fucking Christmas everyone, I am busy self-destructing my life, but will check in later. . .