I can't believe its "this" Wednesday all over again.
Lets start at the top.
osugrad21- I'm sick of hearing about your new house. What's Hurrican insurance cost down there? You're worried about an alarm system? Just remember bro, they can never take "Capo Regime" from you. what the fuck does that mean anyway?
Mili- Tough to really complain about you. You remind my too much of Lance Armstrong though.
BKB- Your drummer quit your band? At least mom didn't kick you out of your garage.
Deety- Guess what, even the cats aren't LOLing anymore. You should still be named after food.
BB73- Learn to duck, dumbass.
Jwins- Dude... you jsut flat suck at poker. I of course now hate you because I can't use this again on Katt. Bringing your wife didn't even work, though I was worried for a minute.
Best Buckeye- Not much problem with you man... oh... wait... yeah... "Woody is my hero?" Why do I have a feeling you're not talking Hayes.
CCI- Thanks for reminding me that the camera adds 50 pounds... Fucker.
BigPapa- Union Yes!!!!! (I just want you to know, that we know that you're really James Trafficant... dude... its okay... you can tell us, but be sure to do the Gladiator schtick a lot more.)
Sushi- Mmmm... Sushi. Yummy Sushi. Let me let you in on a little secret. The Red Sox suck. Though, I tend to want to give you a pass here, must be hard living with a guy who can't take direction.... or at least make a phallic symbol.
Thump- Homo. (Now I hate you for hating myself because you made me be trite)
LJB- You get on Gameday and lose? wtf? Seriously, wtf?
iambrutus- Guess what, even Italian Restaurants reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Yes, even babies.
Dynasty- Your mustache is worthless without pictures.
Clarity- (no Joke) Wait... Joke.
wadc45- First... we need more pics of chicks giving ecah other tongue massages... the old one is almost... almost getting old. Trust Me... not the coaches.
Scooter- You're from Florida. Could you suck any more?
Nutty- Did you quit BKB's band? You made him cry.
BM80- I'd say something about you, but I seem to have missed all 5415 of your posts.
sandgk- Watson, Crick & a Twist? How about 12 Jagermeisters and a Lime Wedge. Believe me, that'll get you closer to the "truth"
3yards- I'm guessing more like 8 1/2 feet... but... lucky for you, you using SEC refs.
DBB- Math ain't that hard, bro. Especially in the SEC.
OCBF- Dude, actually you're pretty cool... for a guy who posts on BP so he can "wear the pants" for a few hours a day.
ScriptOhio- God you know some weird shit. Shit I don't even want to know.
Dryden- You make more bizarre you only find them ironic comments than I do. Fuck you. you're not funny... oh... wait... you might be funny to you.
NF- Dude... I was doing Hunter Thompson around this place when you weren't even a twinkle in your Momma's eye. I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Oh8ch- Isn't there room enough for eyeOh? Also... just remember, for your next barcalounger... cheese doen't stain naugahyde. It may make your poop hard, apparently.
Tibor- I'm trying to decide if it would be insulting to even think about insulting you. We'll leave it at that.
methomps- You're not MY #1 guy.
OSU Buckguy- Ah, yes. The Poor Man's LJB.
PrincessPeach- You know, Pink and Peach aren't the same thing. Well... mabye the are... my memory may just be fuzzy. And why haven't you been posting more? I'm not gonna shoulder the load around here.
Tron- Oh, Tron, what to say about Tron... At least you're still a quarter... Some of these other games now are like 5 bucks to play.
BN27- How's that Syracuse thing working out for you?
Steve19- Dude, you do a pretty good job for being in a country where the toilet flush spins the other way.
FCollins- Let go of the hate, what did Collins ever do to you?
LoKy- Brett Favre is a homo.
Ginn4Heisman- What happened to He-Man? That wasn't gay or anything.
AKAKBUCK- Homo.
Bucklion - Bad news bro, the writers strike is going to impact Notre Dame Joke production.
Ryn- Why did you kick BKB's band out of the garage? Stop helping so many people, too... makes me feel worse about my own pathetic selfishness. Geez...
Eh... I'm too bored to get to the rest of you...