Oh, so many grievances... so little time.
FKA- We'll start with you. First I really don't like how you try to make rules to this Greivance thing on an Anarchist Holiday... Poor, Poor,
Poor Form. Also, you are much too tall. It bothers me.
Thump- What the fuck is
your problem? We haven't seen a new picture of your house in
AGES. Can't take any pics and make noise? Is the Gimp sleeping? (Well, you best go wake him up.)
21- Most people don't know this... but I fear "3"... its a Fibonacci/Dale Earnhardt/Too Lazy to write in Roman Numerals thing... but i really like 7.... which is a Ted Ginn/James Bond/Magnificent Seven with Steve McQueen/Deadly Sin thing... That you are 3 times 7 makes me confused. I condemn you to Eat Cambodian Food tomorrow.
Nasty- One word: Golf. Fuck you. (Ahh, There's One Guy who's going to have a good Thanksgiving.)
'Nola- You live closer to the Tabasco Factory... that pisses me off to no end. (Anohter guy who I think is going to have a good thanksgiving).
Gbear- Free Blue Jackets Tickets in the Club level on Fedorov's first game. 3 words for
you slacker.... Front Row Glass.
Sushi- I've never told you this, but Your moniker makes me hungry... That ain't cool. (mmmm.... unagi) See what you've done you insensitive woman!
Peaches- See, now I'm more fucking hungry.
Deety- Why Aren't you named after food?
SIMV- You know what I'm sick of? I'm sick of every tiem I send you a PM giving you a tip on soemthing, you're always, "Yeah dude, I know." I'm starting to question how drunk you
really are.
3Yards- See the first part of my note to 21... keep your distance Hegelian Dialectic Boy-- I'm just fine with "Two-ness" thank you very much.
Mili- Lexus? Come on.
BB73- Dude-- what the hell is this?
http://www.buckeyebill.com/
Rugby- I'm not sure even have a Greivance against you... but lets just say, you better have gone hotter and younger... "She's such a nice person" don't fly 'round these parts.
Hawg- Dude, I thought you were pretty cool, until I found out you grew up in shitsville. That and you're way too big... It bothers me... easy on the "ex"... Oh, and if you use the last roll of TP in the underground hideout... ummm... buy more...
Kinch- Yeah, You're funnier than me. Fuck you, too.
S&G- Where the fuck are my motherfucking golf balls, motherfucker?
All Ultimate Frisbee Players: Huh huh.... huh huh... you play with disks.
BrutuStrength, ekeen, and Buckstocks: I think that grass Roots movement to get Michigan's name changed to "Leftern Michigan" might have been a little over the top.
Wadc- Keep your hooker and dummy half at the 40 metre line... ... ... yeah... thanks....
Lord Jeff- Less Lord, More Jeff. Wait... Strike that... Reverse it.
buckeyegrad- "Oooh... I'm gonna quit my job and pursue my real goals." (Ass)... oh yeah.... and this "Principled" crap really fries my ass. I'd really hate you if I didn't know that you're new Brother in law was so "cool."
Toaster- Shut the Fuck up.
BKB- Its been how long now... and I'm still struggling with "Buttocks"... I'd keep and eye on Thump.. he may get the wrong idea. That and I hate it when you're all the way right and I'm only mostly right... luckily for me that only happens about 3% of the time.
If I've forgotten anyone... don't worry.... I hate you too.
