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Which girl is uglier?

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NOTREDAMECHIEF said:
Since I am married with 3 kids I would not know but YOU seem to be very interested in the gayest stuff......
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A direct assault on Carly Patterson's sexuality!

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FKAGobucks877 said:
If you two start up your retarded pissing match again, I'm gonna ebitchslap you both. With iron gauntlets. At least, I will if somebody can tell me what a gauntlet is....:wink2:
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  1. A protective glove worn with medieval armor.
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Well, not to be offensive here, but, I find jwinslows girlfriend to have a rather sultry appearence. I think the combination of her red hair (big plus) and mischevious smile really works for her. I find myself asking myself many questions such as

What color panties is she wearing? They're probably white cotton Hanes style briefs since she was traveling at the time and would most likely want to be comfortable. However, since she was in Cali at the time, maybe her wild side was taking over. She may have been to Fredricks of Hollywood earlier and purchased some sort of crotchless surprise number for later on. And if so, what positions would be best suited to take full advantage of any of the bonus features that the new panties might offer. Perhaps woman on top would be best suited so as to allow the gentleman the best view. Oh, and does she ever wear stockings to bed. God, I love it when they wear stockings to bed. It's this total visual/textural thing that just drives me crazy. I bet she's a moaner to. Boy do I love a moaner. The louder the better. Ad if they can start yelling dirty shit that is the best. I remember this one chick from back when I was in the Army, she would constantly yell "MAKE ME YOUR DIRTY WHORE" and "SPANK ME LIKE THE CHEAP SLUT THAT I AM" wild shit like that. Wow, she was hot. Too bad she got fat though. Not that I mind a fat girl, not at all. I loved to do a weekend fuckfest with some plus sized mama. Boy did they know how to show appreciation. After I was done giving them a good kidney massage they would be all over my every need. Getting me sandwiches and stuff like that. Then there was this one girl I used to date. When we first started going out she told me she was bi-polar and asked if I minded. Being a dumb 19 year old at the time I though she meant bi-sexual and said hell no I don't mind and that I was totally into it. As we started dating I kept introducing her to other girls that I thought might also be bi-polar. As it turns out though, bi-polar means moody and I never got a good three way out of her (I did however once manage a three way with two fat chicks, that was weird to say the least). I didn't matter though, she was a totally wild fuck. She was mulatto and had this awsome semi-dark skin tone, and she had this super tight body. Oh man, I'm getting arrosed just thinking about her. She was one wild ride, it wasn't until she tried to stab me with a butcher knife that I left her (HINT: No matter how bitchy she gets, never call a bi-polar woman a "dumb cunt" when she is near anything sharp). Anyway's she was a very take charge kind of a girl, if you know what I mean. I never wore nipple clamps, or let her tie me up or anything like that. Not that she didn't try. But she would paddle me bare ass sore, calling me her bad,,bad boy. and that i needed punished. then there was this one chick that i was seeing right before my wife, she was a total nut job but man did she have oral skills <sorry for mistakes, typing onehanded> she was that rare type of chick that like dto finish teh jobb, guys you know what i mean, < girls, don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out> Oh man I'm all of a sudden very sleepy will continue the story later.

Oh, brutus. sorry man. you wife looks kinda like my mom. big turn off for me.
 
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KentStateBuck said:
Well, not to be offensive here, but, I find jwinslows girlfriend to have a rather sultry appearence. I think the combination of her red hair (big plus) and mischevious smile really works for her. I find myself asking myself many questions such as

What color panties is she wearing? They're probably white cotton Hanes style briefs since she was traveling at the time and would most likely want to be comfortable. However, since she was in Cali at the time, maybe her wild side was taking over. She may have been to Fredricks of Hollywood earlier and purchased some sort of crotchless surprise number for later on. And if so, what positions would be best suited to take full advantage of any of the bonus features that the new panties might offer. Perhaps woman on top would be best suited so as to allow the gentleman the best view. Oh, and does she ever wear stockings to bed. God, I love it when they wear stockings to bed. It's this total visual/textural thing that just drives me crazy. I bet she's a moaner to. Boy do I love a moaner. The louder the better. Ad if they can start yelling dirty shit that is the best. I remember this one chick from back when I was in the Army, she would constantly yell "MAKE ME YOUR DIRTY WHORE" and "SPANK ME LIKE THE CHEAP SLUT THAT I AM" wild shit like that. Wow, she was hot. Too bad she got fat though. Not that I mind a fat girl, not at all. I loved to do a weekend fuckfest with some plus sized mama. Boy did they know how to show appreciation. After I was done giving them a good kidney massage they would be all over my every need. Getting me sandwiches and stuff like that. Then there was this one girl I used to date. When we first started going out she told me she was bi-polar and asked if I minded. Being a dumb 19 year old at the time I though she meant bi-sexual and said hell no I don't mind and that I was totally into it. As we started dating I kept introducing her to other girls that I thought might also be bi-polar. As it turns out though, bi-polar means moody and I never got a good three way out of her (I did however once manage a three way with two fat chicks, that was weird to say the least). I didn't matter though, she was a totally wild fuck. She was mulatto and had this awsome semi-dark skin tone, and she had this super tight body. Oh man, I'm getting arrosed just thinking about her. She was one wild ride, it wasn't until she tried to stab me with a butcher knife that I left her (HINT: No matter how bitchy she gets, never call a bi-polar woman a "dumb cunt" when she is near anything sharp). Anyway's she was a very take charge kind of a girl, if you know what I mean. I never wore nipple clamps, or let her tie me up or anything like that. Not that she didn't try. But she would paddle me bare ass sore, calling me her bad,,bad boy. and that i needed punished. then there was this one chick that i was seeing right before my wife, she was a total nut job but man did she have oral skills <SORRY onehanded typing mistakes, for>she was that rare type of chick that like dto finish teh jobb, guys you know what i mean, < girls, don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out> Oh man I'm all of a sudden very sleepy will continue the story later.

Oh, brutus. sorry man. you wife looks kinda like my mom. big turn off for me.
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wow that was an interesting post, amazing how the human brain works isn't it, one topic makes you think of another, and so on, pretty cool.

also, no need to appologize, so you think my old lady looks like your mom, maybe she is :wink2:
 
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