When does it get really, really bad?

[Muck]

Witnesses: Man drove 90 mph with genitals hanging out the window

Three women testified against former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor William Blakely, graphically recounting times he exposed himself while driving. News Channel 11 had the only reporter in court for Thursday's preliminary hearing in Kingsport.

"I was scared that I was gonna wreck, he was gonna cause me to wreck," witness Deborah Sturgill said.

"It seems that every victim would tell the same story. But I knew all the victims did not know each other," Kingsport Police Detective Terry Christian said.

Personal accounts in Thursday's testimonies started the same - Blakely allegedly waving to get the drivers' attention, then escalating to honking and partially crossing over into the drivers lane.

"Waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up," witness Deanna Dykes said.

"After the waving, it turned into a lot of beeping, him grabbing his chest area, and asking me going 'please, please' (clasping hands together) with his hands, may I... show me yours," witness Kelly Street said.

Each witness testified they were fearful Blakely's driving would cause an accident.

"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," Sturgill said.

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly," Street said.

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[The KSB]

I don't think I could get my penis out the window while the car is stationary let alone going 90 MPH down the road.

 

[Saw31]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaqktZ8N0MQ"]George Costanza asks, "Was that wrong?" - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Muck]

I don't think I could get my penis out the window while the car is stationary let alone going 90 MPH down the road.

Yeah I was trying to picture the contortions necessary. Cruise control on and kneeling on the seat? I can't help but wonder if he would occasionally shout "...and don't forget to VOTE BLAKELY!" and he streaked by.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Don't look, Margaret!

 

[Tonyank]

Im trying this tomorrow.

 

[Gizmo]

So people are keeping up with this at 90 miles per hour? Otherwise he'd blow right by them in a second or so.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Nothin like cruisin the open road, windows down, wind in your pubic hair.

 

[Bucknut24]

sounds like my typical Friday Night

*shrugs*

 

[BB73]

If driving down the road at 90 mph while whacking your willy is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

 

[buxfan4life]

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly," Street said.

They lady admitted to speeding at a dangerous level while not having her hands on the wheel. Was this in a school zone? Did they arrest her for dangerous op?

 

[The KSB]

After I got home from work last night I attempted to simulate the act of hanging my penis out of my truck window. I am a bit tall at 6'1". However I drive an F 150 which has more headroom than the average car. I figure that evens it out. I just don't see how he did this. He has to be extremely short or has a model of vehicle with unusually low windows. I tried to talk my wife into taking pictures so I could post my results but she refused. Instead she spent the evening asking me about a thousand questions of why I am trying to figure out how to hand my junk out of a window while driving. Women don't understand science.

 

[Muck]

After I got home from work last night I attempted to simulate the act of hanging my penis out of my truck window. I am a bit tall at 6'1". However I drive an F 150 which has more headroom than the average car. I figure that evens it out. I just don't see how he did this. He has to be extremely short or has a model of vehicle with unusually low windows. I tried to talk my wife into taking pictures so I could post my results but she refused. Instead she spent the evening asking me about a thousand questions of why I am trying to figure out how to hand my junk out of a window while driving. Women don't understand science.

Youtube or it didn't happen.