• New here? Register here now for access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Plus, stay connected and follow BP on Instagram @buckeyeplanet and Facebook.

Whats the Dumbest thing you've done....

Jump to latest Follow Reply
Sort by date Sort by votes
BuckeyeBaiter said:
That's a good one B in FL. See ya soon loadin the car wife starts a new job in Coral Gables. Stopped at the store today got a couple new OSU t-shirts leave early in the am. Be back for the Texas game and Michigan if all goes well. Onward and upward.
Click to expand...
Down in the Orlando area myself. Father and I going to go up to catch a couple of OSU home games this year. Ive never been to a game in the shoe and he hasnt been since art schlicter was QB.
 
Upvote 0
StadiumDorm said:
After the NC State triple overtime game, me and a buddy of mine ran down Maynard Avenue butt naked.
Click to expand...
I was at that game, and I'm damn glad I didn't decide to cruise down Maynard Avenue afterwards.

I think my dumbest move was after a loss. The bomb to Lee Evans over Chris Gamble that ended our 19 game winning streak...I jumped off the couch, spiked the remote, and flipped the couch over. I guess all that winning spoiled me.

The dumbest good moment was probably running a victory lap through my kitchen back into the living room after Holy Buckeye, with the dancing Brutus doll my grandmother gave me held over my head.
 
Upvote 0
The one and only time I was ever in Ann Arbor. 1995... I went into the shitter during the fourth quarter and took a healthy one. After I was done I pulled the old "Cleveland Rewind" (You know where you pull out the toilet paper so far and carefully wipe your ass and then rewind it back onto the roll.) About 10 minutes after I got back to my seat the guy behind me (scUM loud-mouth who kept making anti-OSU comments the whole game) came back bitching to his buddy about the prick that shit in the toilet paper and he got it all over his hands. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't explain to my buddy that I was that prick. It just could not have worked out any better (except for if we could have pulled out that victory... we lost 31 - 23.) Still makes us laugh to this day.
 
Upvote 0
gost8 said:
The one and only time I was ever in Ann Arbor. 1995... I went into the shitter during the fourth quarter and took a healthy one. After I was done I pulled the old "Cleveland Rewind" (You know where you pull out the toilet paper so far and carefully wipe your ass and then rewind it back onto the roll.) About 10 minutes after I got back to my seat the guy behind me (scUM loud-mouth who kept making anti-OSU comments the whole game) came back bitching to his buddy about the prick that shit in the toilet paper and he got it all over his hands. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't explain to my buddy that I was that prick. It just could not have worked out any better (except for if we could have pulled out that victory... we lost 31 - 23.) Still makes us laugh to this day.
Click to expand...
I can honestly say I've never heard of the Cleveland Rewind. :bow: :slappy:
 
Upvote 0
osugrad21 said:
98 MSU...

After "the interception," I kicked a nice hole in our wall...by then we knew our security deposit was long gone so it was therapeutic
Click to expand...


Ahh-- The "breakers" are my favorite. My Best friend is a "breaker"
 
Upvote 0
the most you celebrated

I wanted to post on the dumbest thing you ever did thread but the only thing that came to mind was when krenzel completed the pass to jenkins in the iowa game 01/02 championship season I didn't do anything dumb other than drink until fat chicks looked hot. Oh life was good back then
 
Upvote 0
When Dorsey went down in the fourth I pumped my fist real hard.. Into the coffee table. I thought I broke 3 knuckles. My hand was swollen like a softball for a week.

Earlier in the game when we knocked Dorsey on his ass in their first offensive series, I jumped up and yelled "THAT'S WHAT YOU GOTTA DO!!! KEEP HIM ON HIS ASS!!!" About 10 seconds later, our six month old was screaming her head off, scared to death of that fat lunatic on the couch. :(
 
Upvote 0
sadly I have a number of them to choose from...
but maybe dumbest was walking over the top of a damn in Akron (really Cuyahoga Falls) with water flowing... 100 feet deep on one side... 75 ft drop on the other... and I'm a poor swimmer.. I was probably 12... and buddies talked me into it...
 
Upvote 0
My dumbest moment goes back to the 1985 Iowa game. Had two tickets to the Iowa game when Iowa was number 1. Wife was 8+ months pregnant. Weather was nasty (rain all day), had seats up in the higher portions of A deck (exposed to elements) and the wife wanted to go bad to the game. I told her, "Do you want to have the baby in Ohio Stadium. Walking all that way from the parking lot and with all those steps in the stadium you will go into labor." With all that she still wanted to go but I decided (not her) that it was in her best interest that we not go to the game. There was no way I could go with her at home. We gave the tickets to one our best friends son to enjoy the game. Within two weeks my oldest was born (if we had gone to the game - she would have been born there). To this day, my wife still does not let me forget about the 1985 Iowa game and that it was my decision not to go.
 
Upvote 0
gotta be after the NC. ran across the street to the high school football field in 2 feet of snow and did a naked snow angel.

Airspace said:
My dumbest moment goes back to the 1985 Iowa game. Had two tickets to the Iowa game when Iowa was number 1. Wife was 8+ months pregnant. Weather was nasty (rain all day), had seats up in the higher portions of A deck (exposed to elements) and the wife wanted to go bad to the game. I told her, "Do you want to have the baby in Ohio Stadium. Walking all that way from the parking lot and with all those steps in the stadium you will go into labor." With all that she still wanted to go but I decided (not her) that it was in her best interest that we not go to the game. There was no way I could go with her at home. We gave the tickets to one our best friends son to enjoy the game. Within two weeks my oldest was born (if we had gone to the game - she would have been born there). To this day, my wife still does not let me forget about the 1985 Iowa game and that it was my decision not to go.
Click to expand...
are you sure it was your wife? sounds a little fairy to me :p
 
Upvote 0
When OSU played that Illinois game that went into OT, when Tim Anderson blocked that last pass, I jumped up off my couch and my knuckles hit the ceiling and I scraped all of the skin off of 8 of my knuckles.
 
Upvote 0
98 MSU was possibly the worst day of my college experience. I still get upset, rarely break things anymore, but that day was such a punch in the stomach...
Click to expand...
Absolutely. I will never forget watching that one on TV. I felt like I'd been kicked in the stomach. I threw a beer mug (empty) across the living room and into the kitchen. Needless to say, there was some cleaning up to do...

Probably the funniest was after Holy Buckeye. I was on the couch, my wife had fallen asleep leaning on my shoulder, and both dogs were sound asleep. As Krenzel launched the ball, I got up and my wife fell down on the couch. As soon as Jenkins hauled it in, I jumped and yelled. Everybody was startled awake, and my wife said "What the hell are you yelling about?!?". All I could do was point at the TV while repeating over and over, "Holy shit! Holy shit!". I think I spilled a bowl of pretzels or something as well.
 
Upvote 0
My wife's younger brother is also a fan (unusual because we are in IL), so I picked up some food and went to my in-laws house to watch the NC game. I get there and he has magazines and bobbleheads and Eddie George stuff all lined up around the living room to watch the game with us. My wife and her mom decide that we are nuts and go to someone else's house for the night.

Fast forward to the end of the game .... they get home and the doors are locked. It is FREEZING outside and they are knocking. I wait until a commercial and walk over to the window and tell them that since they weren't in the house when OSU started winning that they had to wait outside with the cat that left at halftime.

Needless to say, when she got into her own house 30 minutes later -- the mother-in-law was none too pleased. Then I said - "Hey, could you go get some ice cream to help us celebrate?"

If looks could kill, there wouldn't be a Ratboy or a little Ratgirl in BP attire.
 
Upvote 0
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top