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What would your wife have to give you for you to agree to see BrokeBack Mountain?

**Noted I don't know anything about the plot of BM except it's about gay cowboys eating pudding and has Anne Hathaway in it.**

With that said, I would go see the sequel as long as this is the plot: Anne Hathaway is distraught over the lynching death of her boyfriend/husband/whatever. Jake Gyllenhaal's long lost sister Maggie comes to find out what happened to her brother. Anne and Maggie form a bond over the loss of their loved ones and fill the void with each other. They find that their love is much more accepted than the tragically killed fags in their life and decide to make a living as lesbian strippers. They face several drug and sex related problems over the course of a few year, but the plot culminates when the pair win the AVN award for hottest new couple. The End
 
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Now that is some Oscar material there Hawg! But I can almost guarantee that some porn production company is already one step ahead of you on that one, considering the way they love to spoof hollywood. Unfortunately their talent level wouldn't quite match the visual that Anne and Maggie could achieve.
 
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Manfred and I were supposed to see it on Friday night. It's supposed to be a great movie -- not just about gay cowboys. I think you guys are afraid you might like it. :wink2:

As I mentioned, I'm afraid to be bored out of my skull.

The thing just screams "Gay English Patient" to me... (as I mentioned on the "What are you doing tonight?" thread.

Let's just say, I liked the English Patient so much, that at some point in the movie, I entertained the idea that it might be more amusing to perform oral surgery on myself with a pocket knife and no novacaine... at least until the movie was over.
 
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Saw it with the NMR. Sex before and after, but that was going to happen anyway. The first thirty minutes of the movie were prime ad-libbing material. I'd love to get a dvd and dub in my own lines. I would've shouted them out in the theatre, but I was outnumbered about 100 to 1 and, like Eddie Murphy says, "it's some embarassing shit to get your ass kicked by a faggot". After that, though, other than getting a little boring in the middle, it wasn't a bad movie.

Not the greatest, but not a bad movie. It was thought provoking and, to me, spoke to the isolation and alienation that we've all probably felt at one time or another. The real message isn't about whether they were gay or not, it's about finding a profound, soul-level connection with someone and the tragedy of not being able to honestly and openly live with it, for whatever reason. It's worth seeing.

Or maybe it was just about two rump wranglers.
 
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'Brokeback Mountain' Wins 4 Golden Globes

By DAVID GERMAIN, AP Movie Writer 1 hour, 1 minute ago

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - "Brokeback Mountain" is moseying along the
Academy Awards trail, its four Golden Globe wins — best drama among them — positioning the cowboy love story for Oscar glory.

Homosexual and transsexual themes dominated Monday's Golden Globes with the key wins by "Brokeback Mountain," plus acting honors for the film biography "Capote" and the gender-bending "Transamerica."

But politics and music ran close behind at the Globes, second only to the
Oscars in the hierarchy of Hollywood film honors.

Top prizes went to the corporate and government corruption thrillers "Syriana" and "The Constant Gardener," the terrorism drama "Paradise Now" and the White House series "Commander in Chief," while the Johnny Cash film biography "Walk the Line" won three honors.

The four Globes for "Brokeback Mountain," the story of old ranch-hand buddies who conceal an ongoing homosexual affair from their families, included the directing award for Ang Lee.

The fact that "Brokeback Mountain" has found eager audiences across the country, including the conservative heartland, shows that Americans are willing to embrace stories of love in all forms, Lee said.

"It has proven you can never categorize a region or place or stereotype them," Lee said.

The Globes position "Brokeback Mountain" as a solid front-runner for the Academy Awards, whose nominations come out Jan. 31, with the Oscars handed out March 5. The film also won Globes for best screenplay and song.

Likewise, acting winners Felicity Huffman, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon, George Clooney and Rachel Weisz solidified their Oscar prospects.

Huffman won the best dramatic actress award for her remarkable transformation in the road-trip tale "Transamerica," in which she plays a man preparing for sex-change surgery.

"I know as actors our job is usually to shed our skins, but I think as people our job is to become who we really are, and so I would like to salute the men and women who brave ostracism, alienation and a life lived on the margins to become who they really are," Huffman said.

Hoffman was honored as best dramatic actor for his role as gay author Truman Capote in "Capote." Phoenix as country legend Cash and Witherspoon as the singer's soul mate, June Carter, earned the lead-acting prizes in a musical or comedy for "Walk the Line."

The film also won for best musical or comedy.

A Southerner, Witherspoon said she was excited to do a film paying tribute to the region's music and to play a woman she greatly respected.

"I also believe in really strong women, and I think she's the ultimate strong female character," Witherspoon said. "And I just really related to her as a mother and as a wife and also as an entertainer."

Political thrillers picked up both supporting-acting Globes, Clooney winning for the oil-industry saga "Syriana" and Weisz for "The Constant Gardener," a tale of government and corporate corruption centered in Africa.

With other Globe-nominated tales such as "Munich" and "Good Night, and Good Luck," the latter directed by Clooney, 2005 proved practically a throwback to Hollywood's golden age of political films in the 1970s.

Both of Clooney's films, "Syriana" and "Good Night, and Good Luck," have been viewed as critiques on the current state of U.S. policy domestically and overseas. Backstage, Clooney said the films were just dealing with issues he felt important.

"Syriana" was not an "attack on the Bush administration," Clooney said. "This was an attack on 60 years of failed policies in the Middle East."

The Palestinian film "Paradise Now," a dark tale of two Arab friends enlisted to carry out a suicide bombing in
Israel, won the Globe for foreign-language film.

Among television winners,
Mary-Louise Parker of "Weeds" beat out the four lead actresses of "Desperate Housewives" — Emmy winner Huffman included — for best actress in a comedy series. But "Desperate Housewives" did win for best musical or comedy series.

"Lost" won for best TV drama series, while the White House saga "Commander in Chief" won the dramatic actress TV honor for
Geena Davis, who plays the first female president.

While Davis noted the United States lags far behind other countries that have installed women in their top leadership posts, she said a woman in the Oval Office is inevitable.

"I'd like to think that it would be sooner than later," Davis said. "Because if you think about it, that is the only direction that we're headed in is to have a female president eventually. ... Whether it will take 100 years or 10 years, I really don't know."
 
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