What would your wife have to give you for you to agree to see BrokeBack Mountain?

[tibor75]

Other than sex that night which is a given.

 

[WyoBuck]

A Lobotomy.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

My wife has absolutely no desire to see that movie..... now if it was two cowgirls that would be another story

 

[GoBucks89]

My wife wouldn't be caught dead watching that movie. If you want an idea of what her taste in movies is like, take a look at my avatar and sig.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Is that the movie Thump is giving away free passes to?

 

[OSUsushichic]

Manfred and I were supposed to see it on Friday night. It's supposed to be a great movie -- not just about gay cowboys. I think you guys are afraid you might like it.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Manfred and I were supposed to see it on Friday night. It's supposed to be a great movie -- not just about gay cowboys. I think you guys are afraid you might like it.

So was Sideways, and that was sooooo long.

 

[jwinslow]

let's see... you can earn major brownie points watching a romance (which often include nudity ), and won't hear too much from your friends for seeing it...

... or you can go see brokeback mountain and bring your own vomit bag...

 

[ScarletBlood31]

A few shots from a tranquilizer gun.

 

[NFBuck]

A Roofie.

 

[NightmaresDad]

Unless it had Kenney Chesney and George Straight in it, my wife would have no desire to see it at all.
I think it would be more entertaining with , say, Rip Taylor and Richard Simmons, but that's just me.

 

[iambrutus]

my wife has the same views as i do, sick of having all of the gay stuff pushed in my face all of the time, so she has no desire to see it either.

it would take a hole in my head from a .38 to make me go see it.

 

[StooGrimson]

It would probably take her threatening to make me sit through the ordeals known as "Maid in Manhattan" or "Must Love Dogs" to get me to see "Brokeback Mountain".

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I think it would be more entertaining with , say, Rip Taylor and Richard Simmons, but that's just me.

that has Oscar written all over it

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Must Love Dogs

Seen it, and would still rather see it again than go see Brokeback Mountain.

Fortunately, my wife has no interest in going either. She wants to see Glory Road, which I can deal with. :)