What will you do if we win the Rose Bowl?

[iambrutus]

Well, if that was the case, then the punishments would make sense. Actually, that would be a more interesting thread!

- I'd roll down a hill full of dog crap!
- I'd give away all of my liquor!
- I'd screw....awww forget it. I'm not comfortable with this "other people's wife" thing. Okay okay, I'd screw my own wife.

- I'd also give up drinking for the entire season.
- I'd staple through the skin between my thumb and index finger.
- I'd eat nothing but boloney and creamed corn for a week (ARGH, it was tough saying that. Both are pure evil).

i would do all of those for a rose bowl W

 

[AJHawkfan]

I would drink 'til I can't drink no more. By the time the Fiesta Bowl was finally over, we were almost completely out of beer, so we opened a bottle of Goldschlager and started doing shots. In a few minutes, that was also gone.....then we watched the post-game shows and kepting laughing and singing and just enjoying the moment.

 

[DEBuckeye]

I will come to work very early the next day (if I'm not in Pasadena ) and put my Buckeye flag on the flagpole in front of the building.

I'm too old for a lot of the other stuff, but screwing BKB's wife might be ok.

 

[Zurp]

- I'd roll down a hill full of dog crap!

- I'd give away all of my liquor!

- I'd screw....awww forget it. I'm not comfortable with this "other people's wife" thing. Okay okay, I'd screw my own wife.

- I'd also give up drinking for the entire season.

- I'd staple through the skin between my thumb and index finger.

- I'd eat nothing but boloney and creamed corn for a week (ARGH, it was tough saying that. Both are pure evil).

ditto. ditto. ditto (not your wife - my wife). ditto. ditto. ditto, except I could probably go a month or more.

I'll add my own:
Punishments I'd go through if Ohio State wins the Rose Bowl in January, 2006:
- I'd sing "Hail to the Victors" every day between the Rose Bowl win and the first day of the 2006 season. Of course, I'd follow it up with "Across the Field."
- I'd tell Yertle that I think he's cool, and I wouldn't laugh while saying it. (I'll do my best to not laugh, anyway.)
- Same thing with Studepaber. But I'd probably laugh in his case.
- I'd come to work and do my work, instead of posting boring stuff on Buckeye Planet.

 

[Buckin' A]

I will come to work very early the next day (if I'm not in Pasadena ) and put my Buckeye flag on the flagpole in front of the building.

I'm too old for a lot of the other stuff, but screwing BKB's wife might be ok.

Sorry BKB, I had no idea this was going to turn into a gang bang at your house.

Uh...what time was that starting again?....

 

[Buck Nasty]

If we were to win I would be willing to make some changes

Let's face it, My wife probably still would not have sex with me, but maybe in my dreams I would actually have sex with someone.

I would give those orange-creme margaritas a try.

Stop eating paintchips for at least a day.

Immediately following the game I would:

Try to not get arrested in Pasadena,

Still be able to find my way back to my hotel.

Stand outside the Buckeyes locker room just so I could find Susan Z and mock her and her big tittied daughter.

 

[AKAK]

Still be able to find my way back to my hotel.

Where BKB's wife would be waiting?









Hey... what's the soon to be ex-Mrs Rugby doing all this time?

 

[cincibuck]

What are you going to do if the Buckeyes win the Rose Bowl? I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm heading straight to Disneyland.

 

[Buck Nasty]

I guess I forgot about the most obvious response:

I tell you what I would do.....Two chicks at the same time man!

 

[AKAK]

I guess I forgot about the most obvious response:

I tell you what I would do.....Two chicks at the same time man!

Chicks don't need Roseball Euporia for two of them to do you at the same time.

[AKAK crafts sentence carefully]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

BKB - Pimp.

Well, good news, BB. Looks like we're no longer halfsies. This really has a "great society" feel to it. I think I should offer busing.