What?! No Gameday Thread Today?

[Steve19]

Texas rushing defense...

 

[buckeyesin07]

That had to be the worst "win" I've ever seen

Yeah, Charlie Strong's Texas program is just awful.

 

[LostLassie]

Texas: Establishing the theme for the day. (Are you listening, Lord?)

 

[Mike80]

Fat Bert's suit jacket appears ready to explode

 

[Jake]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bert doing a fat guy in a little jacket for the pre game

 

[NFBuck]

That's the same Texas team Iowa State shut out. IOWA STATE.

 

[Jaxbuck]

wonder how many times he tried to eat that mic when they first let him put it close to his mouth?

 

[LostLassie]

Fat Bert's suit jacket appears ready to explode

And the excess lard from his body appears to be leaking into his hair.

 

[CookyPuss]

Bert's response to the question about Saban inviting him to give a pregame talk to 'Bammer was pretty good: "I'm sure I'm on the top of his list."

 

[buckeyesin07]

Come on, McElwain, you dumb hillbilly, make us proud!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Come on, McElwain, you dumb hillbilly, make us proud!

I don't even need to be proud of it

just get us the win Jethro

 

[Jake]

That's the same Texas team Iowa State shut out. IOWA STATE.

Iowa State, eh? Aren't we in the market for a defensive coordinator?

 

[bukIpower]

Looks like the dad from teen wolfe....

Give me. A. Keg. Of beer

 

[Dryden]

Yeah, Charlie Strong's Texas program is just awful.

Despite the clown show and 5-7 record, his two Ws over Top 12 teams this season is as many as Mack Brown had over his last four seasons at Texas.