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Alcohol is good.

A person is happiest when making fun of somebody else.

Carrying a dorm key on a string around your neck is a bad idea as your roommate may yank the door open when he hears the key rattle.

Life is just one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead.
 
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