What Is Your Real First Name? (Merged)

[ScarletBlood31]

Some people call me Chuck Norris.

 

[IronBuckI]

Some people call me Chuck Norris.

No they don't.

 

[bigtenbadboy]

Rod Venezuala. Well, thats the name I sign in with at the free clinic.

 

[osugrad21]

Dean Moriarty

 

[brutusbabe]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt...

His name is my name too....

 

[DEBuckeye]

I'm Peter. Peter Gozinya.

 

[Golferdow01]

Jack Bauer...in case the name is still available

 

[bucks4me]

Foxy

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

D'Artagnan Umslopagaas Dynamite Macaulay

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Ray Finkle here.

 

[Dryden]

Hugh G. Rection

Actually, I can tell you what my real name is not. I was born in '74 and my dad honestly lobbied to name me Archie Cornelius. Mom vetoed that.

I don't think I need any further proof of my dad's Buckeye-ness.

 

[Steve19]

Dean Moriarty

Oh shite! Does that mean someone is on double secret probation?

 

[FKAGobucks877]

My dad wanted to name me Homer Allen. Glad my mother had more sense. Ray Finkle is much better.

 

[StooGrimson]

Henry Swanson's my name and excitement's my game.