If USC ever played the other USC, I suspect you'd see these headlines
with respect to the spread:
Trojans Over Cocks or
Trojans Cover Cocks
Upset -
Cocks Come Hard - Break Trojans Defense
the Real USC wins - and by the real USC, I actually mean the real USC
Big Trojans too much for smaller Cocks to handle
If Richard Nutt had gone to USC and gotten injured
Cocks bust Nutt Trojans up to the task