What is the better rivalry?

[BuckBackHome]

I was at the bookstore tonight and was flipping through a couple of the college football magazines when I came across an interview with Corso. The idiot must have been loaded during the interview. I think the whole first page could be summed up by one answer: USC. Every single answer he provided was related to USC. Who is the best team, coach, player, rivalry, blah, blah, blah. His second best rivalry, because he named Army-Navy first was USC-ND! This was based on the "electricity" at the game last year. Oh, he does look forward to being at the Texas-OSU game this year. Super for us. However, I bet he would buy a round or two for the "F michigan" girls in the RR.

 

[Bob Buck]

Sure but what trophy do they play for- The coveted zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Only if the zircon-encrusted tweezers were shaped like the mutated love child of Zanesville's Y-bridge and a stethoscope.

 

[Steve19]

Zurp, I'm not sure that the rivalry is really all that important to the South Central Upper Ohio College of Medical Accountants. Apparently, they've got an equally important nailbiter every year with the Chillicothe International Paralegal Nursing Sisters.

A close friend, who claims to be an insider, tells me that the original rivalry lost its sparkle when it was discovered the tweezers did not have real zircon chips.

As BP's true insider in all of this controversy, can you please provide some more insight? And what about the role of Herbstreit and Corso in all of this?