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What holiday gift do you want this year?

A new job. :biggrin:

Actually, I have not thought about it. However, my four year old is carrying around every freaking toy magazine that has made it into the house. It's going to be a sad Christmas morning for him when he does not have the entire Toys R Us catalog under the tree. Ah, I still remember his first Christmas when he was too overwhelmed to open anything. Those were the good old days :wink2:

Actually, I'm just thankful we have the ability to load up the house with what the kids want and need.
 
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BuckinMichigan said:
A new job. :biggrin:

Actually, I have not thought about it. However, my four year old is carrying around every freaking toy magazine that has made it into the house. It's going to be a sad Christmas morning for him when he does not have the entire Toys R Us catalog under the tree. Ah, I still remember his first Christmas when he was too overwhelmed to open anything. Those were the good old days :wink2:

Actually, I'm just thankful we have the ability to load up the house with what the kids want and need.
just wrap up the Toys R Us catalog and put it under the tree.
 
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I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

:wink:
 
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I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

:wink:

I can't wait to bust that movie out again....classic!:slappy:

Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!!

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I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

:wink:
Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas, Clark.
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I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane, with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here with a big ribbon on his head. And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holly Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

:wink:

I read this and starting laughing out loud, the wife thought I was on crack. Now she's busting her gut. :slappy:
 
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A new job. :biggrin:

Actually, I have not thought about it. However, my four year old is carrying around every freaking toy magazine that has made it into the house. It's going to be a sad Christmas morning for him when he does not have the entire Toys R Us catalog under the tree. Ah, I still remember his first Christmas when he was too overwhelmed to open anything. Those were the good old days :wink2:

Actually, I'm just thankful we have the ability to load up the house with what the kids want and need.

You better keep those kinky toy magazines away from the youngster BinMich :wink:
 
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