man yesserday i was walking down this street and well i kicked a homeless guy wearing a TSUN sweatshirt. he was crying and was like im not a michigan fan im just cold and homeless but i was all up in his face and shit and i was like i aint gonna take no lip off no homeless scum bum, so i kicked him some more and then stole his booze and poured it on him and set him on fire and shit. it was soooo kewl, yo
Ahem, the preceding nonsense is completely fictional and I assure all readers that no such events ever transpired. Nor would I condone such behavior by any fanatics who may be inspired to kick and burn transient folks. It is in poor taste.