What drives you bananas on the job?

[Thump]

Can you imagine working with this dude?

No. Why?

 

[buckeyegrad]

The habitual liar annoys me. Thanks goodness he finally quit. Went to high school with the idiot, yet he still lied about sh*t I knew was a lie. Amazed the hell out of me every day.

I've never worked with a habitual liar, but my wife complains constantly about one with whom she works. The latest story is that the woman has a $3000 gas bill from last month alone!

Personally, the type of person I have always hated the most is the one who has to top everyone else. You are there telling someone about a tragic event in your life and this person has to tell how they experienced the same thing, but 10x more extreme. Or if you have a cold, they have pneumonia; if you have pneumonia, they have the plague. Can't stand these people.

 

[Thump]

I've never worked with a habitual liar, but my wife complains constantly about one with whom she works. The latest story is that the woman has a $3000 gas bill from last month alone!

Personally, the type of person I have always hated the most is the one who has to top everyone else. You are there telling someone about a tragic event in your life and this person has to tell how they experienced the same thing, but 10x more extreme. Or if you have a cold, they have pneumonia; if you have pneumonia, they have the plague. Can't stand these people.

All this avatar chnging is really pissing me off. I don't know who is who anymore.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Threads like this one; and "What time do you get to work?", "How long do you get for lunch?", and "How do you sneeze at work?" just reaffirms my position that I'm fucking glad to be RETIRED!!!

 

[tedginn05]

Threads like this one; and "What time do you get to work?", "How long do you get for lunch?", and "How do you sneeze at work?" just reaffirms my position that I'm fucking glad to be RETIRED!!!

The mods are trying meet their quota for the month. We are just helping them out.

 

[Deety]

I'm not thrilled when people who lie about what other people have said or done, though thankfully it is a very rare thing. Unfortunately, we have a doozy at the moment, and we're quickly learning that it is necessary to go back and check with the source on the most insignificant details. Today, "You shouldn't go there without checking first," somehow morphed into "Deety invited me." Sigh.

 

[IronBuckI]

I'm not thrilled when people who lie about what other people have said or done, though thankfully it is a very rare thing. Unfortunately, we have a doozy at the moment, and we're quickly learning that it is necessary to go back and check with the source on the most insignificant details. Today, "You shouldn't go there without checking first," somehow morphed into "Deety invited me." Sigh.

Is Deety the person that you named your BP profile name after? Or is that just a weird coincidence?


- The compulsive liar that can shoot an M-16, open sights, 500 yards at a man sized target, and head shot it every single time.

- The loiterers - people that hang out in your work area, so their bosses can't actually see them at their desks doing nothing.

- The ridiculously long story tellers - The guy who that gives a back story to every single detail of anything that he has to talk about.

- The job haters - The people that complain about the overall suckitude of the place that they work for. LEAVE BITCH!

- The geeks - Men that couldn't talk to a beautiful women,(only one in the entire building, who is a freind of mine) if their lives depended on it. They can, however, talk a lot of shit behind their backs, discussing what they could do with "that". After I explain that shooting their wad in their pants is not going to turn a woman on, they stop acting like dumb asses for a maximum of five minutes.

 

[Deety]

Is Deety the person that you named your BP profile name after? Or is that just a weird coincidence?

Okay, that was a lie. Perhaps also an evasion... maybe even a mirage. :p

 

[scooter1369]

Quiet simpy put: LAZINESS!!!

One guy where I work does essentially nothing. Whenever he's asked to do something, he just claims he's "never been trained on that" and goes back to reading his newspaper. As worthless as tits on a nun.

 

[methomps]

Quiet simpy put: LAZINESS!!!

One guy where I work does essentially nothing. Whenever he's asked to do something, he just claims he's "never been trained on that" and goes back to reading his newspaper. As worthless as tits on a nun.

Will you let me know when his job opens up?

 

[jlb1705]

Did somebody mention bananas?

 

[CleveBucks]

The woman that loves to stop by your office and tell you ever minute detail of every insignifcant event that's happened in the past week of her life.

They always seem to stop by when you're actually trying to get some work done, too.

 

[buckeyegrad]

All this avatar chnging is really pissing me off. I don't know who is who anymore.

I don't know if I am going to keep it or not. I have been thinking of changing my avatar for some time now, and since everyone seems to be doing it, I thought now might be a good time.

The current picture is not what I originally had in mind, but until I find a good one of what I wanted it will do.

However, right now there is probably a 50-50 chance the Mr. X avatar will be back by the end of the week.

 

[Cornerback6]

There's a teacher who will come in during our lunch break...and tell every piece of negative crappy news she has from the entire week and then as soon as she finishes her food (usually something smelly like tuna or vienna sausages), she pops out of her chair like she just won the lottery and says (every time), "it's been so nice catching up with you language folk". Annoys the piss out of me. When she walks in anymore, I usually take an emergency 20 minute piss break.