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What does the fox say?

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What does the Foxx say?

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Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys... we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

When you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in the toilet.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with.

My first wife, I'll never forget her — and I've tried.

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

A girl's legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part.

I'm callin' you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.
 
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