What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

[LoKyBuckeye]

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Asskissing will put you over the top.

 

[RAMdrvr1]

Funny, but in too many cases, also true. :boohoo:

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

pretty much sums up my company right now.

 

[KillerNut]

That is classic, I'm stealing it.

 

[buckeyebri]

Couldn't be more true in a majority of the people I deal with on a day to day basis....

 

[BuckBackHome]

What exactly is that supposed to mean, SpongeBuck?

 

[The KSB]

Buckeyes = 91
wolverine = 123

 

[osugrad21]

Used that with my team today Loky

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I want to put it in my office but I'm affraid what my boss will say when he comes to town.... he's a big ass kisser. :ohwell:


:osu:

 

[buckeyebri]

What exactly is that supposed to mean, SpongeBuck?

Now did I say you BinM? Don't be so paranoid, sometimes it is a good thing to be in the minority......

 

[BuckBackHome]

Paranoid! Who said I was paranoid?