what all wives and girl friends say

[scarletandgrey]

All you need is an eye condom I.E. Paper sack

 

[Golferdow01]

Shut off the lights and let the magic begin

 

[CCI]

Shut off the lights and let the magic begin

put a flag over her face and fuck for glory

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

put a flag over her face and fuck for glory

haven't heard that one before

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Yeah, but my hand can do the job of her pussy. She can't say the same.

reminded me when friends of mine were somewhat spatting and tossing barbs at each other at the local drinking hole... the wife turned to a couple of us and said.. "I have fresh batteries... I don't need his dead ass"

 

[Golferdow01]

put a flag over her face and fuck for glory

Haha I haven't heard that one either.

One of my favorites: "Beauty is only a lightswitch away..."

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

put a flag over her face and fuck for glory

It's "fuck her for Old Glory"...

 

[CausticMick]

It's "fuck her for Old Glory"...

 

[BB73]

It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face.

 

[NightmaresDad]

So, who makes the rules in a lesbian relationship?

The one with the strap-on?

 

[daddyphatsacs]

It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face.

Thats great!

 

[CCI]

It's "fuck her for Old Glory"...

I heard yours before but the first I've always heard was put a flag over her face and fuck for glory

 

[BB73]

She offered her honor,
I honored her offer,
and I was 'honor' and 'offer' all night.