West Virginia jokes

[CCI]

what do you call 32 WV standing in line?

Answer: Full set of Teeth

What did the 13 year old Wv girl say?

Answer: Roll off me paw your smashing my Skoal can

Edit forgot the rrrrrrrrrr

 

[BuckBackHome]

May want to try and spell Virginia properly before you start questioning their intellect.

 

[CCI]

May want to try and spell Virginia properly before you start questioning their intellect.

I had a dumb ass attack
Edit fo got the rrrrrrrrrr

 

[tedginn05]

what do you call 32 WV standing in line?

Answer: Full set of Teeth

What did the 13 year old Wv girl say?

Answer: Roll off me paw your smashing my Skoal can

Edit forgot the rrrrrrrrrr

Really?

Even with 32 West Virginians, you still think that adds up to a full set?

 

[CCI]

Really?

Even with 32 West Virginians, you still think that adds up to a full set?

ok Dr. of the grill tell me

 

[OhioState49]

ok Dr. of the grill tell me

 

[The KSB]

How do you tell who's the bride at a WV wedding?

She's the one wearing a clean t-shirt.

 

[CCI]

what did the West Virginian do when he picked a 5lb burger out his nose?

his head collapsed before he could eat it

 

[ScarletBlood31]

How about their football team?

 

[stxbuck]

How about their football team?

No D, no passing game, 1 Play Station freak QB= Your 2006 Alamo Bowl champions!!!!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

how do you know toothpaste was invented in West Virginia? Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called teethpaste.

 

[NFBuck]

Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"

"I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the

Same DNA
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Why do folks from West Virginia go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?

17 and under not admitted.
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Q: What's the most popular pick-up line in West Virginia?
A: "Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad."
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Question: How do they practice "SAFE SEX" in West Virginia?
Answer: They paint a red "X" on the cows that kick.

 

[CCI]

 

[OSUsushichic]

 

[redbenn]

couldn't decide where to post this, funny, but not a joke...
Man charged with battery for farting near cop - Criminal weirdness - MSNBC.com.

'I couldn't hold it no more'