Two West Virginians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the
Same DNA
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Why do folks from West Virginia go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.
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Q: What's the most popular pick-up line in West Virginia?
A: "Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat broad."
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Question: How do they practice "SAFE SEX" in West Virginia?
Answer: They paint a red "X" on the cows that kick.