Week 1 Previews (funny)

[jwinslow]

http://the-ozone.net/football/2005/Miami/tipsheet.htm

Preview of major matchups this week... I'm halfway thru and tony's rebuttals have been hilarious.

 

[BB73]

Thanks, Jwin, that's good stuff. I'll be looking forward to their previews all year.

 

[jwinslow]

for those of you who need evidence of humor before clicking:

Tony's Rebuttal: When I fall asleep watching this one at halftime, Laurence Maroney will have 150 yards rushing. I'll wake up in the middle of the night to an infomercial for some type of citrus-based cleaning product and most likely step on a cat somewhere.

Tony's Rebuttal: Everything points to a Bowling Green victory, but I just can't pull the trigger and go with the Falcons. I'm already regretting picking the Badgers and I haven't even officially done it yet. It's like the first time you got on your mom's ironing board and set it at the top of the stairs and got ready to surf down the stairs. You knew it was going to end bad before you even did it.

Louisville is this year’s unanimous pick for “darkhorse national title contender who stops being dark because everyone is picking them.” So I guess they’re just a horse now. The next time someone tells you that the SEC is better than the Big Ten because we have bottom-feeders like Indiana and Illinois, feel free to remind them that one of their teams was a three-touchdown underdog at home to a Big East team

 

[bucknut11]

Chuck Amato = Moobs

 

[lvbuckeye]

they called him Chuck Tomato last year...