Washington Post Mensa Invitational

[buckeyebri]

Some good stuff here...

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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[DubCoffman62]

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

 

[Jake]

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.