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DaytonBuck

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I WISH bands would just let it lie sometimes. I’m saddened to have to tell you that INXS are to hold Pop Idol-style auditions around the world to find a replacement for their late singer MICHAEL HUTCHENCE.

Liverpool is so far the only UK city announced as one of the 20 venues for the auditions in 2005 — there are 13 in the US.

The judging panel will be made up of band members and so-called “music experts”.

Guitarist TIM FARRISS, one of the Aussie group’s co-founders, said: “We’re going back to some of our favourite places where there was always a pool of talent.

“Who knows who we are going to find. It’s going to be great fun.”

The auditions will be on US telly and organisers are looking for a British channel to pick the shows up for broadcast.
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We’re going back to some of our favourite places where there was always a pool of talent.
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This band is gayer than Falco! Seriously, all that time on tour, and they weren't banging slutty chicks, but rather, scouting for men who could sing? I would never tryout for a band where the phrase "pool of talent" does not refer to loose women.
 
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jlb1705 said:
This band is gayer than Falco! Seriously, all that time on tour, and they weren't banging slutty chicks, but rather, scouting for men who could sing? I would never tryout for a band where the phrase "pool of talent" does not refer to loose women.
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:slappy: Too bad I just gave you rep yesterday.
 
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This band is gayer than Falco! Seriously, all that time on tour, and they weren't banging slutty chicks, but rather, scouting for men who could sing? I would never tryout for a band where the phrase "pool of talent" does not refer to loose women.
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Look... clearly the road life was so fucking exciting for Michael Hutchence that he felt it necessary to try things like auto erotic asphyxiation and wound up naked, dead and in a noose with a load running down the wall.... I think its pretty clear that if you are banging 4 chicks a night and generally partying like a rock star... the prospect of such activities that could lead to such an ignominious demise probably doesn't cross your mind.
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Look... clearly the road life was so fucking exciting for Michael Hutchence that he felt it necessary to try things like auto erotic asphyxiation and wound up naked, dead and in a noose with a load running down the wall.... I think its pretty clear that if you are banging 4 chicks a night and generally partying like a rock star... the prospect of such activities that could lead to such an ignominious demise probably doesn't cross your mind.
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Not a good visual AKAK. :sick1:
 
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