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Vatican updates its thou-shalt-not list

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It is ironic the modern day Vatican is taking a stand on things like road rage and the environment. The Christian Academy in my neighborhood has leveled acres of brush and trees to build a bigger parking lot to go with their bigger church, and all that increased traffic flow through mostly residential areas is causing more road rage.
 
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scooter1369;1113127; said:
Thou shalt not be Catholic.

Solves that fucking problem.
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"(I had) a deep religiosity, which, however, found an abrupt ending at the age of 12. Through the reading of popular scientific books I soon reached the conviction that much in the stories of the Bible could not be true. The consequence was a positively fanatic orgy of freethinking coupled with the impression that youth is intentionally being deceived by the state through lies. It was a crushing impression. Suspicion against every kind of authority grew out of this experience, a skeptical attitude towards the convictions which were alive in any specific social environment ? an attitude which has never again left me."

-- Albert Einstein, 1949 Autobiographical Notes
 
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BuckeyePride;1113164; said:
it's a good list.
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Agreed........for me to poop on.

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oh how the mighty have fallen. those who once brought kings to their knees and made nations quake. who with but a word could dispatch mighty armies to the other side of the known world. now desperately clings to social buzz words in a desperate attempt to be relevant.
 
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martinss01;1113269; said:
oh how the mighty have fallen. those who once brought kings to their knees and made nations quake. who with but a word could dispatch mighty armies to the other side of the known world. now desperately clings to social buzz words in a desperate attempt to be relevant.
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Are you referring to a desperate tsun football program bringing on RR and his new-fangled offense? :biggrin:
 
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As former holder of the holy office of General Counsel of the Paint Chip Party, had such an entity ever existed, I hereby enact the First Crusade Against the Vulvarene Heresy as embodied by the apostate Desmond Howard, Charles Woodson, et al. who have wallowed in the filth of the Great Whore of Ann Arbor and seen fit to adorn themselves with the winged Helmet of Lucifer. Woe be unto him who engageth henceforth in such foul and blasphemous treachery.

Fucking Arabs.
 
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French

buckeyegrad;1113428; said:
The French. Are you here? :slappy:
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If the French are there, I certainly don't want to go. I made a hellorific mistake.

Yes, I just made that word up.

I think hell would really be sentenced to watching all of the Michigan games in the Big Out House!:osu:
 
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