Valentine's Day - Romance or Disappointment?

[FCollinsBuckeye]

We had a good night. Our sushi turned out great, and we ended up having a few drinks with our neighbors until around 10 or so.

 

[BB73]

That was you? No wonder she was so disappointed. She was storming around the house this morning complaining about some she called "needle dick". mystery solved

I'm so insulted I'm never going to see her again.

Pencil dick, maybe, but "needle dick" is too harsh.

 

[Steve19]

I have learned to have flowers and chocolates delivered to her work with fanfare the day before Valentine's Day. It was a great day!

 

[Golferdow01]

Had a great night...she spent more on me in gifts than I did on her

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Had a great night...she spent more on me in gifts than I did on her

I'm sure all her friends are warning her about you.

 

[Golferdow01]

You have to admit, anal is priceless.

Fucking right it is