Urban F. Meyer (3x National Champion, CFB HOF)

[Nigel Tufnel]

No ill will towards him if he does but I just don't see it.

Health and grand kids in Ohio are the two things that don't add up to taking the USC job but who knows?

I'm sure he will dominate if he does and I will be rooting for him.

Wonder if Coach Mick would follow. Without that, I don’t see Meyer coaching.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Are we talking lap dance kind of money, alimony money or box of dildos money?

You know what kind of money I like.

 

[AKAK]

i'll take "ways to get fucked by the long arm of the usps oig" for $800, alex.

now zach is probably speaking out of his ass, but by no means would meyer (and his agent) be at all pleased by his mailman or someone else in the chain divulging such information to anyone. you're darn tootin' that if there is any fire to this smoke, then meyer's posse will file a complaint. and i would not... at... all want to be the target of a usps oig investigation. that dildo will be in the shape of a forearm and a fist, but there will be no lube.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

See I was afraid there wouldn't be something to get all worried about all off season.

 

[Jaxbuck]

See I was afraid there wouldn't be something to get all worried about all off season.

Until this little miracle arrived I thought the summer was going to be a total loss

 

[BigJim]

I actually think I’d root for USC more than any other non-OSU team i can recall in my lifetime. Would be fun to potentially have a second top 5 team to be a threat to the teams I hate the most, all with minimal OSU canabilizing other than national aspirations.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Isn't standard protocol to use this as an explanation for anything that has gone wrong or will go wrong indefinitely into the future?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Isn't standard protocol to use this as an explanation for anything that has gone wrong or will go wrong indefinitely into the future?

Now that you mention it, it has been raining in Ohio a lot this year.....

 

[Buckeye86]

So he doesn’t have a large inoperable cyst inside his brain anymore?

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Jagdaddy]

I LOATHE USC, but I will have no beef with Meyer if he ends up coaching there. And for anyone who does I'd paraphrase Sam Wyche and say: Your team's not from Gainesville, it's from Columbus!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Just to be clear, even if Urban does go to USC (which, frankly, I doubt) there is no way in hell I'm rooting for US fucking C. Fuck them.

Edit: Preach, @Jagdaddy !

 

[bukIpower]

Just to be clear, even if Urban does go to USC (which, frankly, I doubt) there is no way in hell I'm rooting for US fucking C. Fuck them.

Edit: Preach, @Jagdaddy !

Same. Even if Meyer lands there I won't pull for them.

 

[Steve19]

If Urban Meyer were to go to USC, then one of the first things he'd be likely to do would be to harm Ohio State by using the recruiting networks that he further developed here. So, I wouldn't support him there, no matter how much I like the guy.

If he really wants to do this, I am sure that he will find Shelley reminding him of (a) the implications of his cyst and (b) the target on his back from the media. If there is a potential for what happened in Florida to happen again, USC has to be one of the most likely places. Why screw up your reputation? More importantly, why put your health at risk like that?

 

[calibuck]

Well, it is the University of Second Choice....