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Never let Peach give you a blow job. She'll start and get you going, then act like she hurt her shoulder leaving you with the ol' blue-balls.
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Damn. I can't believe I missed out on the whole blow job/dislocated shoulder discussion. :(
What was Super Mario doing that could lead someone to dislocate their shoulder during oral sex?
What was Super Mario doing that could lead someone to dislocate their shoulder during oral sex?
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The whole story is quite a load. If you ask around, someone will shoot you the details, I'm sure.
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Dry - it's a fine story... it starts like this:
It's not quite chicks on kegs, but it's close.
It's not quite chicks on kegs, but it's close.
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Tough talk from a fat ass who runs to his admin buddy instead of handling things for himself, and has to have another buddy rep him almost every day (disguised as dings) so he can climb up the rep ladder lest the rungs snap under his weight.
Keep patting yourself on the back...that is if you can reach it.
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Tough talk from a fat ass who runs to his admin buddy instead of handling things for himself, and has to have another buddy rep him almost every day (disguised as dings) so he can climb up the rep ladder lest the rungs snap under his weight.
Keep patting yourself on the back...that is if you can reach it.
Thump? C'mon fat ass!
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scarletandgrey
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
Never and I mean never log on Bp and expect to get any real work done for about an hour...unless your boss catches you...
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