Unwritten Rules of BP

[osugrad21]

If someone gives you their cellphone number and wants to meet you at the VC for a beer, don't squash their little dreams and not call or meet them after sayiing you would...some dreams just die hard.

 

[buckeyefool]

never step in dog $hit then tell your "internet friends" about it...

Don't assume a bunch of guys posting on the internet are your freinds :)

 

[GoBucks89]

Never post pics of scantily clad obese women before lunch . . . and remember that not all of us are on Eastern Standard Time.

Edit: In fact, since a few BP members live in Hawaii or on different continents, never post pics of scantily clad obese women at all.

You mean like this one?

 

[Lazlo]

Don't ever post about airline tickets on the football board.

 

[GoBucks89]

You mean like this one?

Oh that's right, it was just a reality show. My mistake.

Tyra Banks Goes Undercover As Obese Woman
Nov 2, 3:42 PM EST


The Associated Press
LOS ANGELES -- Tyra Banks has gone undercover as a 350-pound woman. Banks wore the fat suit to experience what it's like to be obese.

 

[brutusbabe]

<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=6 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR title="Post 465626" vAlign=top><TD class=alt1 align=middle width=125>buckeyefool</TD><TD class=alt2>Just because you're offended by a post doesn't mean anyone else is.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

If as a Mod you become offended, and you have had this position for under a year consult other Mods before taking any actions. i.e. pms, pad bashing, verbal warning

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

when you get OWNED by your real life friends don't come here for sympathy.

 

[BB73]

Don't try to have an Official BP Tailgate for one of colleges biggest football games.... no one will show up.

Don't be offended when you're called 'no one'. :tongue2:

 

[jimotis4heisman]

when you get OWNED by your real life friends don't come here for sympathy.

or when your "real life friends" dont invite you dont complain here

 

[scarletandgrey]

If someone gives you their cellphone number and wants to meet you at the VC for a beer, don't squash their little dreams and not call or meet them after sayiing you would...some dreams just die hard.

Posting of such puns is very encouraged.....:tongue2:


Never log onto BP so late you miss entertaining threads.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Don't even bother trying to challenge 21 to a Yahtzee match.

Oh, and don't ever post in any thread about your most embarrassing moment...

 

[Bucklion]

If someone gives you their cellphone number and wants to meet you at the VC for a beer, don't squash their little dreams and not call or meet them after sayiing you would...some dreams just die hard.

Priceless

More:

-Don't wonder aloud why Troy Smith doesn't play better because you have him rushing for 2000 yards and passing for 6000 yards in "only 8 games" on Playstation NCAA.

-Don't wonder aloud why our team doesn't run the offense you run on Playstation, just because you went undefeated for 20 straight seasons

-Don't ask when we're going to hire an offensive coordinator

-Don't trash on a kid personally just because he isn't in the starting lineup

-Troy Smith has pwned Michigan...if he plays less than stellar against Akron, better to cut him a little slack

-Always use "pwned" instead of "owned"

-Always assume we are going to play San Diego State

-Don't give Charlie Weis a month to prepare...we might only win by 20.

 

[BuckBackHome]

You start a story, you finish a story!!! (SIMV is holding back)

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Don't be offended when you're called 'no one'. :tongue2:

What's that? Did someone say something? On a completely unrelated note... Some salsa sure sounds good right now.

 

[Buckin' A]

Even though you got 5 of your friends to log on and inflate your rep...it isn't real...you're still unpoplular in the real world.