Unintentional Comedy Bowl I (Notre Dame at Michigan (-9.5))

[NightmaresDad]

The mighty juggernaught that is Notre Dame will get its first offensive TD of the season against the stout defenders of Mich. (any ND TD is offensive to me, though)
Mich defends against the spread about as well as Madonna's latest boyfriend.
I think Hart will stay off the stationary bike long enough to get Mich out in front, then Jimmy "Big Butter Jesus" Claussen will lead the Domers storming back in the second half just enough to cover the spread.
Mich by 7.

 

[BB73]

ND might be the only team (I-A, I-AA, hell even D-II + Mount Union) that can't score on that michigan D. Take mich.

Good call.