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Two reasons why Zwick fumbled v. Texas

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i think that was posted here the week after the sdsu game. still rather telling not only on the fumble but why he didn't come out as the qb on the last drive :p. when tressel said "i thought ts brought more to the table at that particular moment in the game" he wasn't kidding. a full pair instead of nut-shrapnel for instance :p.
 
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FindlayBucks said:
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If X-ray randy were here he would explain to you that this did not, in fact, cause Zwick to fumble, because....well, after he said that he would just make some shit up.
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I think it would have to do with the concentration of hydrolium ions in the gatorade on the Ohio State sidelines. Hydrolium, we all know, has a half-life of about 47 minutes, give or take a few minutes, depending on whether the gatorade is in direct sunlight. By the time the fourth quarter came around, Ohio State had drank too much gatorade and consumed too much hydrolium, which makes a player's eyes vibrate and fingernails grow at 3% faster their normal rate. Zwicks extra-long fingernails unfairly helped him to carry the ball through much of the game, but since every action has an equal and opposite reaction, Zwick was due to fumble the ball at precisely that moment.
 
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