Twilight

[BigWoof31]

Seriously - who reads this shit?
I spent part of my lunch shopping at a Borders near my office and they had two tables pushed together for these books and the related fandom. This isn't Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter "I've created a mythical world where incredible adventures and characters will enhance your imagination writing." This is, "I've never had a real boyfriend so I made one up and he's a mythical beast but also dressed like a hipster bitch" writing.

Rubbish says I.

If you liked these books - kiss off.

 

[BB73]

I've never heard of that - but reading your post dropped my testosterone level by 10%.

Thanks a lot, douchelozzle.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Wow.. aren't you just a wee bit hostile....

Pretty sure you could benefit from the ingestion of some psychotropics.. take two handfuls, they're small!

Keep in mind, they are just books...

 

[BUCKYLE]

How do you know so much about the books? I wasn't even aware they existed. Thanks for that.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Thanks a lot, douchelozzle.

NOZZLE!

a mechanical device or orifice designed to control the characteristics of a fluid flow

Cripes....you old people trying to be hip and shit...give it up.

 

[BUCKYLE]

NOZZLE!


Cripes....you old people trying to be hip and shit...give it up.

The preferred BP insult, is, in fact, "douchelozzle". Goes way back.

But I agree about old people needing to shut up.

 

[OCBuckWife]

The preferred BP insult, is, in fact, "douchelozzle". Goes way back.

But I agree about old people needing to shut up.

I know it's an old joke, but it's still GRRRR when I see it, and by old I mean, elitist pr icks like yourself too.


What is that caught in your beard by the way? Some of yesterday's pizza?

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

NOZZLE!


Cripes....you old people trying to be hip and [censored]...give it up.

Paging FKA...

 

[BUCKYLE]

I know it's an old joke, but it's still GRRRR when I see it, and by old I mean, elitist pr icks like yourself too.


What is that caught in your beard by the way? Some of yesterday's pizza?

Typical douchelozzle response.

I hope it's pizza. I'm hungry....nope...it was drywall. WTF?

 

[NFBuck]

I think it's about vampires that listen to Fallout Boy or some shit.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Typical douchelozzle response.

I hope it's pizza. I'm hungry....nope...it was drywall. WTF?

Just how drunk were you last night? Did your "Will work for beer" sign finally bear fruit and you were too blacked out to remember?

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Typical douchelozzle response.

I hope it's pizza. I'm hungry....nope...it was drywall. WTF?

that's what happens when you actually work! (not worth it, is it?)

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Ugh. My sister and her friends think these are the best books ever.

The movie looks horrible.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Just how drunk were you last night? Did your "Will work for beer" sign finally bear fruit and you were too blacked out to remember?

I'll go with that.

that's what happens when you actually work! (not worth it, is it?)

I worked last night! I just don't remember, 'cause I got blacked out drunk.

 

[scooter1369]

Paging FKA...

Sorry. He couldn't make it.