DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
Last night as I was eating dinner at my pizza place the staff and I were watching these tweakers out in the parking lot trying to get into their trunk because they'd locked their keys inside of it. Mama tweaker was there first, we saw her put something in the trunk, walk to the driver's side door and start looking for her keys. She couldn't find them so she started tweaking out. She calls papa tweaker, screaming at him about her unfortunate situation and 15 minutes later he arrives. Between screaming at each other they were unsuccessful at breaking into their trunk. One of the waitresses went out to get a better look when suddenly her eyes got big and she covered her mouth in that OMG manner. She comes back in laughing and telling us that the keys weren't in the trunk, they were on the ground right below the trunk.
