What a let-down. This turtle thread is nothing like I imagined it would be when I clicked it.
"First things first: Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out. ... I'm not kidding. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's squidgy. Christ! I'm getting all emotional from it, ya know?"
"First things first: Where's your shitter? I've got a turtle-head poking out. ... I'm not kidding. I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it's squidgy. Christ! I'm getting all emotional from it, ya know?"
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