Turkey: Dark meat or white meat?

[Thump]

Which do you prefer?

And yes, I already know about the ensuing jokes.

 

[sandgk]

I like keeping abreast of things, number 1 son is a leg man though and the missus will lunge for the thighs.
1 Turkey, 1 distribution - everyone satisfied.

 

[exhawg]

I like white more, but I'll eat them both and like it as long as it has plenty of gravy on it.

 

[Thump]

as long as it has plenty of gravy on it.

Fatass

 

[StooGrimson]

Just like my ladies...I like 'em moist and dark with very little stuffing and all covered in gravy.

 

[osugrad21]

and all covered in gravy.

Bukkake?

 

[DEBuckeye]

I like white more, but I'll eat them both and like it as long as it has plenty of gravy on it.

Gravy is key to the Thanksgiving din-din.

 

[tyrus]

How do you like your turkey?

Just like I like my women...dark, or white and easy.

 

[Buckin' A]

Hey Mr. Richards, this is a racist poll and I refuse to participate.

 

[ScriptOhio]

My favorite part of the turkey is a large piece of the breast.

 

[Taosman]

A combo with hot chili cranberry relish!

 

[tyrus]

My favorite part of the turkey is a large piece of the breast.

I like legs

 

[iambrutus]

white meat, on toast the next day

 

[Channel Surfer]

I like the dark meat.

 

[NFBuck]

All white meat all the time.