Tunguska Event - 100 years ago today

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Okay, so they got the year wrong, but I remember this being the first time I ever heard of the Tunguska blast as a kid:

RAY: You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual!
LOUIS: I know.
RAY: You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional crossrip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!
LOUIS: Felt great!
EGON: We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
LOUIS:Okay.

Which of course, begs the question, would an exploding marshmellow man cause a tsuanami...

Or, if the explosive force were represented by a twinkie, how big would the twinkie have to be?

 

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Ultra slow-motion shot of a 1908 Chuck Norris roundhouse kick that
occurred when a Siberian peasant told Norris his beard looked silly.

No remnants of the man have been found.