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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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But was he faster than everybody thought he would be?

Negative. Aside from just being a large human. He was on average, worse than 80-85% of combine participants at any measurement of skill or ability. He sucks.

He can’t run. He can’t jump. He has no agility. He has no strength. It’s all because of those damn 84th percentile arms..
 
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Arm length was 84th percentile. It’s not like he had the longest arms at the whole combine. He just had the fewest bench reps of anyone at the combine. He was 2nd percentile in that area. So methinks arm length and bench reps are not exactly inversely related.
Arm length and size of rib cage are major factors that influence bench press, completely separately from muscle mass/strength. That said, I will absolutely agree with the stipulation that Zach Gentry, like all Wolverine players, is a gigantic douchepussy. And yes, he's probably fairly weak for a tight end "prospect".
 
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Arm length and size of rib cage are major factors that influence bench press, completely separately from muscle mass/strength. That said, I will absolutely agree with the stipulation that Zach Gentry, like all Wolverine players, is a gigantic douchepussy. And yes, he's probably fairly weak for a tight end "prospect".

Just having some fun. He sucks at everything, not just the bench. That said, though there were 16 percentiles above him for arm length, he approached rare air when it came to suckage on the bench. I think that points more to him being a scUM pussy than his long arms. With 16 percent of combine participants having equal or longer arm lengths, at least 87 percent of those athletes benched better. Gentry is just a pussy.
 
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Dude, let the whole arm length ridiculousness go. There were 18 TEs that participated in the bench at the combine, and Gentry was dead last. Dead. Last.

I made one post and I agreed it was a weak number despite his huge wingspan. So what's the issue?

I'm not sure what's ridiculous about my point. Arm length is a major factor in bench press. Are you really trying to argue that it's not?
 
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I like the honorary captain idea because it

1) continues the “past glory” BS they more and more pathetically hang their hat on

2) continues Harbaugh’s completely oblivious trend of appealing to kids with things that they’re too young to be familiar with (Ric Flair at the signing day extravaganza!!)

3) will run out of former players even remotely notable pretty quickly and then WTF are they going to do?
 
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I'm not sure what's ridiculous about my point. Arm length is a major factor in bench press. Are you really trying to argue that it's not?
As someone who used to bench fairly regularly I can assure you that while arm length plays a bit of factor it's not that munch. About 90% of the reason why Gentry failed so badly on the bench had nothing to do with arm length but rather that he's a Stay Puft mother fucker.
 
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I like the honorary captain idea because it

1) continues the “past glory” BS they more and more pathetically hang their hat on

2) continues Harbaugh’s completely oblivious trend of appealing to kids with things that they’re too young to be familiar with (Ric Flair at the signing day extravaganza!!)

3) will run out of former players even remotely notable pretty quickly and then WTF are they going to do?

I can't wait until they issue the Obi Ezeh legends jersey.
 
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As someone who used to bench fairly regularly I can assure you that while arm length plays a bit of factor it's not that munch. About 90% of the reason why Gentry failed so badly on the bench had nothing to do with arm length but rather that he's a Stay Puft mother fucker.

Yeah, I agree that he's weak and his overall performance was embarrassing. Somehow me mentioning that since he has long arms no one should've expected big numbers got misconstrued into me saying that's the main reason his reps were so low.
 
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