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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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CFPBuckeye said:
Except not by Queen, right? I mean, you hear the version by Alvin and the chipmunks?
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Actually Richard Simmons did a cover of it in his "Sweatin' and spin'n" series that's just unforgettable


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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
There is nothing not great about the it.
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For the record, I'm a HUGE Rickenbacker fan. Until now, I've never heard a song played on a Rick that I didn't like. That was _beyond_ dislike. That was pure shit. Ho Le Fuk that was bad. Jesus I don't even have the words to describe how bad it was.

Every member of that band should lay down their axe and never play again. And the guitarist should have his rights to play a Rick taken away.
 
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MililaniBuckeye said:
The intern who typed these numbers in got the yardage for The Game transposed...he rushed for 72 yards, not 27 yards, so he ended up with a 4.8 ypc average. I knew as soon as I saw "27" that it was wrong, because I remember him busting a 20-some yarder and also a 12-15 yarder when we had scUM pinned deep (yeah, I've rewatched The Game several times).
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72 is a lot better than 27. But is 72 yards "bio-worthy"? Are any of those stats "bio-worthy"? If I didn't know anything about him or the team, I'd be more impressed to see something like, "led team in rushing with 1,200 yards" (or however many yards he had), and "led team to a 10-2 regular season record and a spot in the Dominos Pizza Avoid the Noid Bowl" (or whatever bowl they went to). Simply listing consistently mediocre stats isn't going to impress anyone.
 
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Zurp said:
72 is a lot better than 27. But is 72 yards "bio-worthy"? Are any of those stats "bio-worthy"? If I didn't know anything about him or the team, I'd be more impressed to see something like, "led team in rushing with 1,200 yards" (or however many yards he had), and "led team to a 10-2 regular season record and a spot in the Dominos Pizza Avoid the Noid Bowl" (or whatever bowl they went to). Simply listing consistently mediocre stats isn't going to impress anyone.
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But he will get you that...Every. Single. Game.

Always shows up and delivers. No pizza pun.
 
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sparcboxbuck said:
For the record, I'm a HUGE Rickenbacker fan. Until now, I've never heard a song played on a Rick that I didn't like. That was _beyond_ dislike. That was pure shit. Ho Le Fuk that was bad. Jesus I don't even have the words to describe how bad it was.

Every member of that band should lay down their axe and never play again. And the guitarist should have his rights to play a Rick taken away.
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CFPBuckeye said:
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Why do you hate America?
 
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