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ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

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GoingFor3 said:
I know we are thinking of strength of schedule etc. but it wouldn’t bother me any if Sparty ran it up. If simple Jim were crazy enough to actually take a swing I would not be averse to Mark D teaching him some manners. Mortal Kombat music in the stadium would be a bonus.
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Dantonio seems like the epitome of a guy who'd have old man strength. At this point, he kind of reminds me of the nasty old guy characters that Clint Eastwood's been playing in recent decades.
 
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Jagdaddy said:
Dantonio seems like the epitome of a guy who'd have old man strength. At this point, he kind of reminds me of the nasty old guy characters that Clint Eastwood's been playing in recent decades.
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Dantonio is like Bo Ryan at this point. You'd go to the ground with that crusty old bastard and come up missing a body part. Guarantee they'd bite something off.
 
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NFBuck said:
This is a fun scenario to imagine, but Sparty couldn't run it up on East Lansing High School. They're Bobby Williams/Johnelle Smith-era Sparty bad now, they're gonna get clobbered.
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DFBIA has been trying to convince themselves all week that Sparty "isnt that bad" (prepping to be able to talk up a probable beatdown).....would be hilarious if they actually decide to play football this year for a game and that comes to life. Doubtful but we can hope. Hairball generally wins the types of games like this that he should. Along with not being very talented this year all around, Sparty is also beat to shit and uninspired.
 
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Jagdaddy said:
Dantonio seems like the epitome of a guy who'd have old man strength. At this point, he kind of reminds me of the nasty old guy characters that Clint Eastwood's been playing in recent decades.
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CFPBuckeye said:
Minus a badass background.
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not so sure about eastwood's "badass background." he's always portrayed himself as a gritty, rough-edged everyman who has been through the hard knocks of life. meanwhile, eastwood grew up in an uber-wealthy part of piedmont, california, literally called "the city of millionaires" because the town had the most millionaires per square mile in whole united states. he then went on to serve in the korean war as a lifeguard for the army in northern california. i wouldn't be surprised if his parents' connections helped him land that cushy gig far away from combat. i like a lot of his movies, but the guy's an actor in every sense of the word.
 
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OSU_Buckguy said:
not so sure about eastwood's "badass background." he's always portrayed himself as a gritty, rough-edged everyman who has been through the hard knocks of life. meanwhile, eastwood grew up in an uber-wealthy part of piedmont, california, literally called "the city of millionaires" because the town had the most millionaires per square mile in whole united states. he then went on to serve in the korean war as a lifeguard for the army in northern california. i wouldn't be surprised if his parents' connections helped him land that cushy gig far away from combat. i like a lot of his movies, but the guy's an actor in every sense of the word.
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His character’s had the badass background, as you mentioned. I was referring to those, as @Jagdaddy was.
 
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OSU_Buckguy said:
that's fair. i mainly responded because i just wanted to point out that clint has always been a fake. reminds me of suburban texans who wear boots and a cowboy hat while driving spotless $85k trucks.
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and get a powerful hanker'n for the new fondu/thai fusion place in town that is so new it only has 9 reviews on Yelp


those kind of cowboys
 
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