ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Emasculated Cucks (2019 thread)

[BB73]

I watched that bullshit cover to cover. It did not seem to me to be a 30-3 game. It looked like a drunk orangutan fucking a football. Hell, Nate Stanley threw me the ball once, early in the 2nd.

He mistook you for a drunk orangutan fucking a football. Understandable mistake.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Jimmy's gotta be trolling his own fanbase, right?

 

[Jagdaddy]

Tate Forcier first ballot or dissolve the fucking thing.

You misspelled Kyle Kalis.

 

[NFBuck]

Jimmy's gotta be trolling his own fanbase, right?

I don't think he's lucid enough for something that diabolical.

 

[Trevi]

You misspelled Kyle Kalis.

Need more “L”s ?

 

[Jaxbuck]

looking at the box score



it's epic.

Too much for one post, going to have to drop in tidbits as I can

Edit

Let's start with this magnificent sumbitch right here

 

[Jaxbuck]

Record setting freshman contributes his 3 some odd YPC





Team is hitting is stride

 

[NFBuck]

They're all in on Don Brown again. DFBIA gonna DFBIA.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They're all in on Don Brown again. DFBIA gonna DFBIA.

I'll give him this, blitzing bad QB's and porous OL's is an effective strategy.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Record setting freshman contributes his 3 some odd YPC

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Team is hitting is stride

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30 rushes for 1 yard!?!?

 

[Palpie]

There is a reason don brown was dc at fucking bc and not a national or conference contender. But no dfbia thinks jimbo found some hidden defensive genius.

 

[Palpie]

30 rushes for 1 yard!?!?

That includes all the terrible sacks stanley took. I think insaw actual rushed they gained about 60 yds.

 

[kujirakira]

You can do very well playing manball against West teams with better athletes. Until Wisconsin ruins your dream... but that was 2 saturdays ago so it never happened.

 

[muffler dragon]

Here is reality for them

Played one team above weight class; got poleaxed
Played one team below weight class; smoked them (about the same as everyone smokes them)
Played two teams in their weight class; won two close coin flip games at home

They have 2 lightweights left (Illinois & IU)
They have 2 coin flips left (Maryland & Sparty)
They have 3 out of class games left (PSU, ND, OSU)

Currently 4-1 so I'd say they have 7 wins in the bag. Anything more than 8 is going to take some serious improvement/luck.

So, they get a bowl game in FL again and get waxed to end the year on a loss (again).
Dig it

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

so their longest rush in the last 3 games (105 carries) is all of 15 yards? that is... something.

heck, i just combed through all of their rushes against mtsu. that 41-yard run by chardonnay is their only one to go over 15 yards. freakin' 150 carries and only one over 15 yards.

edit: went through all of osu's games. we've had 15 carries go for more than 15 yards. 3 per game versus ttun's 0.25. a 12x difference is insignificant, right?

through 5 games, ttun has had 2 carries of more than 15 yards.

through 6 games, osu has had 20 carries of more than 15 yards.