ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

[bucknut502]

scUM fans probably tell their significant others on Valentine's Day, "I know I don't get you gifts anymore, but let's talk about when I did."

 

[zincfinger]

scUM fans probably tell their significant others on Valentine's Day, "I know I don't get you gifts anymore, but let's talk about when I did."

Michigan Men don't have girlfriends. They are level 20 Dungeon Masters.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Urban Meyer has five 12-win seasons in his six-year tenure as Ohio State head coach...Michigan has two 12-win seasons (1997, 1905) in its entire fucking history. Meyer has six 11+ win seasons...Michigan has six 11+ win seasons since 1905.

 

[zincfinger]

Urban Meyer has five 12-win seasons in his six-year tenure as Ohio State head coach...Michigan has two 12-win seasons (1997, 1905) in its entire fucking history. Meyer has six 11+ win seasons...Michigan has six 11+ win seasons since 1905.

To be fair, most of those seasons didn't include 12 or 11 games. But UM has worn the gimp suit this century, no doubt.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

77 losses in 17 years is really eye opening. That averages out to 4.5 losses per season. You have to go back to 1988 to get back to tOSU's 77th loss.

Pretty sure that 1988 was responsible for at least 70 of those losses too. That was my first year on campus. Good times.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

scUM fans probably tell their significant others on Valentine's Day, "I know I don't get you gifts anymore, but let's talk about when I did."

That needs to be injected into the twittersphere.

 

[MaxBuck]

Urban Meyer has five 12-win seasons in his six-year tenure as Ohio State head coach...Michigan has two 12-win seasons (1997, 1905) in its entire fucking history. Meyer has six 11+ win seasons...Michigan has six 11+ win seasons since 1905.

And half those seasons were built on wins over high schools.

 

[ShakerBuck]

And half those seasons were built on wins over high schools.

not to mention *ichigan had 137 wins before the legalization of the forward pass in 1906

 

[Buckeye513]

not to mention *ichigan had 137 wins before the legalization of the forward pass in 1906

This is Suckeye propaganda. It was only 127 wins.

 

[lvbuckeye]

Bielema passed that about a bill-and-a-half ago.

You know what he didn't pass? The Golden Corral.

 

[Systems_id]

Urban Meyer has five 12-win seasons in his six-year tenure as Ohio State head coach...Michigan has two 12-win seasons (1997, 1905) in its entire fucking history. Meyer has six 11+ win seasons...Michigan has six 11+ win seasons since 1905.

This is an absurd statistic.

 

[Zurp]

1905

And half those seasons were built on wins over high schools.

I had to look this up:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1905_Michigan_Wolverines_football_team



Is Kalamazoo a high school team?
Albion?
Drake?
I know they've played high schools in the past. But I don't think they did in 1905.

Anyway, look at all of those home games. Also, they're playing multiple games a week, some weeks. Cool, I guess. Of course, that Wednesday win over Albion isn't all that impressive. Same with the Ohio Northern game.

I guess the guy who gave up the safety in the final game of the year shot himself years later and mentioned it in his suicide note. That's a bit of a shame, but if you're going to let something like that bother you, then maybe I don't care much.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[colobuck79]

Chicago wins 2-0 by kicking 2 extra points.

I also remember seeing that TSUN beat Lake Forest twice in its storied history. Lake freaking Forest.

 

[buckeyemania11]

great notes from those historic wins scUM fans love bragging about

The game was played in halves of 18.5 minutes and 15 minutes.

The game was played in halves of 20 minutes and 15 minutes.

The game was played in halves of 19 minutes and 10 minutes.

The game was played in halves of 25 minutes and 14.5 minutes

These fuckers couldn't even figure out a consistency of how long a game should be back then, totally legit.

too bad they had that

Cancelled game with Denison University

back in ole '05, coulda had another win to the total!