ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

[Poe McKnoe]

Fmr. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tweets support for Michigan football

Not a spoof

Rumor has it, Mozaffar ad-Din Shah Qajar, the 5th Qatar king of Persia, passed down stories of the glory days of Michigan football to his ancestors.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fmr. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tweets support for Michigan football

Not a spoof

A definition of Inshallah from Merriam-Webster says it means "if Allah wills" or "god willing."

I don't think Woody is going to will it

 

[NorthCoastKid]

Man, everything's coming up Michigan right now...















Will make it even sweeter when we beat that ass again this season

 

[JCOSU86]

Not to be outdone, Kim Jong Un tweeted "Go Blue" and claimed he invented that phrase.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Not to be outdone, Kim Jong Un tweeted "Go Blue" and claimed he invented that phrase.

He’s lying

Al Gore invented it

 

[Jaxbuck]

He’s lying

Al Gore invented it

I thought it was Hitler?

I mean who the fuck else comes up with something as sick and twisted a s"go *lue"?

*I can't even bring myself to say it

 

[cincibuck]

On that run by Patterson at the beginning of the game, it looked like the UW CB and LB had cement shoes on.

Jimmy Hoffa lives!

 

[cincibuck]

Ming the Merciless says, "Go Blue!"

 

[woofermazing]

Fmr. Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tweets support for Michigan football

Not a spoof

Next years spring practice vacation must be in the works.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Next years spring practice vacation must be in the works.

They already have Jordan brand jerseys. Time to go all in and go visit the motherland...

Jordan is right next door to Iraq and a hop, skip and jump from Iran. Tons of fans there.

They might be able to make their own jerseys and cleats while there. College is all about broadening horizons and preparing themselves for after 0-4.

 

[AJHawkfan]

Makes perfect sense to me.....That's probably where the ship all those "(fill in the blank) B1G champions/Orange Bowl/Rose Bowl/National Champions" t-shirt and hats for the eventual losing team. Seems about right that they'd have a loyal fan base in some of these countries.

Of course, now that I say that, I realize that they probably don't print any of those for teams who aren't, you know, actually playing in the game in question, so I guess I have no idea what's going on....

 

[Jaxbuck]

so I guess I have no idea what's going on....

Homophily, which is a psychological concept for the tendency of individuals to bond with similar others.

Delusional hearts Delusional

Evil hearts Evil

Iran hearts tsun

 

[CFPBuckeye]

My guess is they already printed off the 2018 B1G East third place T-shirts. Those look like they’re going to be sent elsewhere this year. Iran is gonna get some new swag.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Andy (Columbus): What comes to mind when you think of Ohio State?

Mike Hart: 0-4.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]