ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2018 thread)

[LovelandBuckeye]

Ah, Nick Sheridan, who went on to star in such films as Splendor In The Ass and Twinks And Bears, Oh My!

 

[BB73]

Fast forward to 31m00s mark.

Knew what was coming, but is always good to see Sam "human highlight film" McGuffie get knocked all the way to the Winter Olympics.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Knew what was coming, but is always good to see Sam "human highlight film" McGuffie get knocked all the way to the Winter Olympics.

"you can only hope he's ok"



one of my all time favorites

 

[kujirakira]

So, the Ministry of Excuses posted an article about their tire fire of an OL; more particularly, their dire situation at both Tackle spots. In the summary, we find this little tidbit:


Does not compute. All spring/summer we've been hearing that Mississippi Jesus was going to finally give them the playmaker at QB that would allow them to reach their full offensive potential under the Harbrau. Now they're already looking ahead to Dylan McCaffrey? After one game?

Cross another one off, I guess.

Threet
Feagin (Better than Pryor)
Beaver (Tulsa, LOL)
Tater Tot (September 2009 Heisman)
Shoe Lace
Gardner (I just intercepted him in the Chipotle parking lot at lunch)
Morris (eventually transferred to CMU for a "meh" Sr year)
O'Korn (O'Bauserman)
Speight (now failing at UCLA!)
Peters (Luck 2.0)
Patterson (Mississippi Jesus)
McCaffrey

That's a long list of failed saviors over the last decade.

https://mgoblog.com/content/neck-sharpies-mitigating-left-tackle

Edit- Re-reading, I think they're actually talking about a FR tackle. But still, a lot of people on their boards have been questioning Patterson and praising McCaffrey after game one.

The best QB they've had in the past ~10 years or so transferred to Arkansas so we could beat him in the Sugar bowl.

 

[Dryden]

"you can only hope he's ok"



one of my all time favorites

I just love how Spitler discards him like he’s dead.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I just love how Spitler discards him like he’s dead.

I like the horror in his voice at the hit

like he just saw some unspeakable act of violence

 

[zincfinger]

What do you have against Shane Morris?

 

[Jaxbuck]

The little head fake to the left kills me everytime I see that. He honest to fucking god thought he was putting a move on that guy.




Speaking of great gifs of scUM's recent past that make me giggle my ass off every time I see them:

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

"Oh... goodness"

 

[MGMT]

That list is basically becoming that browns jersey of QBs meme.

 

[zincfinger]

The little head fake to the left kills me everytime I see that. He honest to fucking god thought he was putting a move on that guy.

The head fake and the -16 yards after contact are both pretty sweet.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Who was this clown again? All I remember is his "Hey! Le le do it!" Did he even play?

 

[Jaxbuck]

That list is basically becoming that browns jersey of QBs meme.

we need the gif of tater tot getting detonated in 2009

 

[Jaxbuck]

Who was this clown again? All I remember is his "Hey! Le le do it!" Did he even play?

Demar Dorsey

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Never qualified for UM and then was also rejected by Louisville and Free Shoes. After he year at Juco, he tried to transfer to hawaii and the NCAA rejected him. Most recent I can find is him playing for Cedar Rapids of the IFL.

Oh le do it, indeed!