ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2017 official thread)

[BuckeyeNation27]

So Harbaugh can buy recruits by giving their coaches or dads or uncles or whoever a job for a couple years with the promise that they'll be able to move on to a different job in a few years.......which is exactly what he wants so he can free up space for more player's dads.

What a great system.

 

[Jagdaddy]

What color is the sky in the world these people inhabit?




Link to fuckery

So which two go back to back in the first 5 picks Erik?

Just because I've never actually used this classic .gif, which seems to work perfectly here:

 

[jwinslow]

So Harbaugh can buy recruits by giving their coaches or dads or uncles or whoever a job for a couple years with the promise that they'll be able to move on to a different job in a few years.......which is exactly what he wants so he can free up space for more player's dads.

What a great system.

They're actually working on legislation to curb the "buy the kid via jobs for coaches" movement.

 

[jwinslow]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jimmah demands accountability does he?

Wonder if he would renew the contract of some infantile moronic coach who threw a temper tantrum in The Game and cost his team a touchdown?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Jimmah demands accountability does he?

Wonder if he would renew the contract of some infantile moronic coach who threw a temper tantrum in The Game and cost his team a touchdown?

I see what you did there, and goddammit if I don't agree.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

that's a nice theory, but to buy it you have to believe that Harbaugh is wound tight. And that is something I'm not sure I believe.

 

[Jaxbuck]

that's a nice theory, but to buy it you have to believe that Harbaugh is wound tight. And that is something I'm not sure I believe.

....probably wound too tight for New Orleans

 

[jwinslow]

What color is the sky in the world these people inhabit?




Link to fuckery

So which two go back to back in the first 5 picks Erik?

16 is the number they're tossing around.

 

[Jaxbuck]

16 is the number they're tossing around.

yeah

like the 16 times I nailed Jessica Alba

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

yeah

like the 16 times I nailed Jessica Alba

Well, I guess congratulations are in order. I mean, there's no way those fuckers are gonna get 16 drafted, but there will be a few in any event... I mean, even if that number is just 3, that means you've fucked Alba 3 times, so... :cheers: man!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well, I guess congratulations are in order. I mean, there's no way those fuckers are gonna get 16 drafted, but there will be a few in any event... I mean, even if that number is just 3, that means you've fucked Alba 3 times, so... :cheers: man!

 

[sparcboxbuck]

What color is the sky in the world these people inhabit?




Link to fuckery

So which two go back to back in the first 5 picks Erik?

Well, this is clear evidence that they're not testing for Lysergic acid diethylamide, psilocybin or psilocin up there.

 

[tsteele316]

Well, I guess congratulations are in order. I mean, there's no way those fuckers are gonna get 16 drafted, but there will be a few in any event... I mean, even if that number is just 3, that means you've fucked Alba 3 times, so... :cheers: man!

Does blowing your load twice in the upper thigh area then again upon immediately crossing the goaline count as 3?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Does blowing your load twice in the upper thigh area then again upon immediately crossing the goaline count as 3?

well, yeah

how the fuck do you do it?