ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2016 official thread)

[Jagdaddy]

http://athlonsports.com/college-football/being-michigan-fan-agony-unknown-mankind

Being a Michigan Fan is an Agony Unknown to Mankind

I can still picture former Michigan quarterback Drew Henson as he scored the game-sealing touchdown the last time the Wolverines beat Ohio State in The Horseshoe in 2000.

It’s glorious.

That game took place two months into my freshman year at the University of Michigan after growing up in Columbus as an Ohio State fan who endured most of John Cooper’s infamous 2-10-1 record against That Team Up North. Words cannot describe how good it felt to finally experience winning The Game — if only because I switched sides. Whatever guilt I felt was drowned out by me and my best friend belting out “Hail to the Victors” as Buckeye fans streamed out of Ohio Stadium with an annual look of misery on their faces.

At the time, I thought I’d finally be able to experience college football from the winner’s circle. Instead, being a Michigan fan has been an agony unknown to mankind.

Since that beautiful day in Columbus, Michigan has now lost 14 of 16 to Ohio State. And if Braxton Miller had been able to hit a wide-open DeVier Posey in the closing moments of the 2011 game, it would be 15 of 16 and an ungodly 13 losses in a row to the Buckeyes.

During this stretch, Michigan has lost to Ohio State in pretty much every way imaginable.

There have been the ass kickings, like last year’s 42-13 loss in Ann Arbor or the Rich Rodriguez years in which OSU won the three matchups by a combined score of 100-24.

There have been the oh-so-close losses, like in 2013 when Michigan failed to convert a go-ahead two-point conversion with 32 seconds left and 2002 when Will Allen intercepted John Navarre at the goal line as time expired, propelling Ohio State to a national title.

And then there have been the “rip your heart out and hand it back to you in a doggy bag” defeats that are reserved for when everything is on the line for both teams. I’m still haunted by Shawn Crable’s late hit on Troy Smith that was the difference in the 2006 “Game of the Century” and left me (right) looking like this:

But nothing could compare to what I experienced on Saturday.

Cont'd ....

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

http://athlonsports.com/college-football/being-michigan-fan-agony-unknown-mankind

Being a Michigan Fan is an Agony Unknown to Mankind

I can still picture former Michigan quarterback Drew Henson as he scored the game-sealing touchdown the last time the Wolverines beat Ohio State in The Horseshoe in 2000.

It’s glorious.

That game took place two months into my freshman year at the University of Michigan after growing up in Columbus as an Ohio State fan who endured most of John Cooper’s infamous 2-10-1 record against That Team Up North. Words cannot describe how good it felt to finally experience winning The Game — if only because I switched sides. Whatever guilt I felt was drowned out by me and my best friend belting out “Hail to the Victors” as Buckeye fans streamed out of Ohio Stadium with an annual look of misery on their faces.

At the time, I thought I’d finally be able to experience college football from the winner’s circle. Instead, being a Michigan fan has been an agony unknown to mankind.

Since that beautiful day in Columbus, Michigan has now lost 14 of 16 to Ohio State. And if Braxton Miller had been able to hit a wide-open DeVier Posey in the closing moments of the 2011 game, it would be 15 of 16 and an ungodly 13 losses in a row to the Buckeyes.

During this stretch, Michigan has lost to Ohio State in pretty much every way imaginable.

There have been the ass kickings, like last year’s 42-13 loss in Ann Arbor or the Rich Rodriguez years in which OSU won the three matchups by a combined score of 100-24.

There have been the oh-so-close losses, like in 2013 when Michigan failed to convert a go-ahead two-point conversion with 32 seconds left and 2002 when Will Allen intercepted John Navarre at the goal line as time expired, propelling Ohio State to a national title.

And then there have been the “rip your heart out and hand it back to you in a doggy bag” defeats that are reserved for when everything is on the line for both teams. I’m still haunted by Shawn Crable’s late hit on Troy Smith that was the difference in the 2006 “Game of the Century” and left me (right) looking like this:

But nothing could compare to what I experienced on Saturday.

Cont'd ....

I explained to my class why I wasn't giving the TTUN fans any shit today. Our instructor went to TSUN before transferring to CMU and a student went to CMU but married an Ohio State grad. I explained that I really don't give unsolicited shit to people from up north. I save that for the traitorous bastards from Ohio that have zero connection to that state or school. They chose to be different and that is the only reason. They are just attention whores and they deserve everything they are experiencing now. REMEMBER THE '90s!!!

TL,DR - Fuck Michigan fans from Ohio!!!

 

[Buckeye86]

is there a full list of the officiating crew, including replay officials from the game? Apparently Jaason Whitlock has these assclowns in a total uproar about trying to get the big 10 to conduct an investigation into the officiating crew.

Instead they levied a fine on Harbaugh's ass for his sideline tantrums, which I think is a hilarious double slap in their collective whining faces.

Not only are we not going to investigate or comment on the officiating, but here's a fine for your assclown of a coach.

 

[MaxBuck]

I have ZERO sympathy for some front running fuck bag switching sides only to have his balls fed to him again. Fuck that cocksucker.

You're really being too easy on the little penisbait.

 

[Beaver]

Never go full BWI. Unsurprisingly, Sam Webb has:

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

http://athlonsports.com/college-football/being-michigan-fan-agony-unknown-mankind

Being a Michigan Fan is an Agony Unknown to Mankind

I can still picture former Michigan quarterback Drew Henson as he scored the game-sealing touchdown the last time the Wolverines beat Ohio State in The Horseshoe in 2000.

It’s glorious.

That game took place two months into my freshman year at the University of Michigan after growing up in Columbus as an Ohio State fan who endured most of John Cooper’s infamous 2-10-1 record against That Team Up North. Words cannot describe how good it felt to finally experience winning The Game — if only because I switched sides. Whatever guilt I felt was drowned out by me and my best friend belting out “Hail to the Victors” as Buckeye fans streamed out of Ohio Stadium with an annual look of misery on their faces.

At the time, I thought I’d finally be able to experience college football from the winner’s circle. Instead, being a Michigan fan has been an agony unknown to mankind.

Since that beautiful day in Columbus, Michigan has now lost 14 of 16 to Ohio State. And if Braxton Miller had been able to hit a wide-open DeVier Posey in the closing moments of the 2011 game, it would be 15 of 16 and an ungodly 13 losses in a row to the Buckeyes.

During this stretch, Michigan has lost to Ohio State in pretty much every way imaginable.

There have been the ass kickings, like last year’s 42-13 loss in Ann Arbor or the Rich Rodriguez years in which OSU won the three matchups by a combined score of 100-24.

There have been the oh-so-close losses, like in 2013 when Michigan failed to convert a go-ahead two-point conversion with 32 seconds left and 2002 when Will Allen intercepted John Navarre at the goal line as time expired, propelling Ohio State to a national title.

And then there have been the “rip your heart out and hand it back to you in a doggy bag” defeats that are reserved for when everything is on the line for both teams. I’m still haunted by Shawn Crable’s late hit on Troy Smith that was the difference in the 2006 “Game of the Century” and left me (right) looking like this:

But nothing could compare to what I experienced on Saturday.

Cont'd ....

Dear Cockweasel,

Do the rest of the great state of Ohio a favor and cheer for Pittsburgh.

Go fuck yourself,

BitchMcSlappington

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Being a Michigan Fan is an Agony Unknown to Mankind

[A]fter growing up in Columbus as an Ohio State fan who endured most of John Cooper’s infamous 2-10-1 record against That Team Up North. Words cannot describe how good it felt to finally experience winning The Game — if only because I switched sides.

At the time, I thought I’d finally be able to experience college football from the winner’s circle. Instead, being a Michigan fan has been an agony unknown to mankind.

Since that beautiful day in Columbus, Michigan has now lost 14 of 16 to Ohio State.

So this douche bag's team is now 5-23-1 in The Game. He picked the perfect time to become a traitor. He deserves every agony he gets.

 

[Dryden]

Never go full BWI. Unsurprisingly, Sam Webb has:

 

[LostLassie]

Instead they levied a fine on Harbaugh's ass for his sideline tantrums, which I think is a hilarious double slap in their collective whining faces.

Not only are we not going to investigate or comment on the officiating, but here's a fine for your assclown of a coach.

Actually, wasn't the fine for his post game presser tantrum? Not that it matters. Maybe he can throw another tantrum about the fine.

Anyway, I do normally root for B1G teams in bowls because it makes the conference look better, but this year...gonna be hard pressed not to want to see tsun blown out in whatever game they land.

 

[BayBuck]

Dan Dierdorf, legendary M-Man and current M*ch*gan radio announcer, was on Mike & Mike this morning, and he's quite sure that JT was a full foot short of the 15 in that 2nd-to-last play of the game.

 

[LostLassie]

Money well spent.

 

[Buckeye86]

Dan Dierdorf, legendary M-Man and current M*ch*gan radio announcer, was on Mike & Mike this morning, and he's quite sure that JT was a full foot short of the 15 in that 2nd-to-last play of the game.

I'm sure he saw a picture on the Internet.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Dan Dierdorf, legendary M-Man and current M*ch*gan radio announcer, was on Mike & Mike this morning, and he's quite sure that JT was a full foot short of the 15 in that 2nd-to-last play of the game.

It will get farther and farther with every re-telling.

The rule is very simple and clear, when you dive forward the spot is the furthest extension of the ball.

The spot is not where you land on your ass if knocked backward after leaving your feet.

DFBIA would have you believe that TD's are only TD's if the ball carriers entire body crosses and lands in the endzone. Same concept.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

It will get farther and farther with every re-telling.

The rule is very simple and clear, when you dive forward the spot is the furthest extension of the ball.

The spot is not where you land on your ass if knocked backward after leaving your feet.

DFBIA would have you believe that TD's are only TD's if the ball carriers entire body crosses and lands in the endzone. Same concept.

unless you're in the Sugar Bowl against Arkansas.

 

[Buckeye86]

It will get farther and farther with every re-telling.

The rule is very simple and clear, when you dive forward the spot is the furthest extension of the ball.

The spot is not where you land on your ass if knocked backward after leaving your feet.

DFBIA would have you believe that TD's are only TD's if the ball carriers entire body crosses and lands in the endzone. Same concept.

The funniest thing is, as mentioned by someone else somewhere around here, they are using freeze frames several moments after the furthest extension of forward progress as their proof he was short.

No shit he looks short when you use a photo of when he was short rather than ones that show him getting the first down.

The Internet is seriously breaking people's brains.