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ttun Shenanigans and Arguments (2016 official thread)

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A little something I want to call "Fun with mgoblog"...a post-spring game roster run down by the leaders of the dumbest fanbase in America--

1. LB/CB/S/KR/PR/WR/RB/NICKEL Jabrill Peppers, So.* [Last time: 1]

Now 70% linebacker, 70% CB, 70% RB, 70% WR. Don Brown will have to kill you if he tells you all the things Michigan will do with him this fall. Don Brown knows where the bodies are buried, because he buried them. Peppers will ford the river Styx, ye. Knoweth thy doom approacheth when #5 appears in your peripheral vision.
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Fire dick is has now officially surpassed Barwis!!!!11!!1!! for absurd hyperbolic drooling with these clowns. He has done next to nothing to earn the hype he receives, but damn if they aren't gonna beat that drum (or something more vulgar) until their hands fall off.

Kalis has taken a ton of crap from insiders for inconsistency, to the point where Rivals repeatedly asserted Michigan would straight-up cut him(!!!) despite no football program in the history of the sport doing so with a returning starter at OL. He is highly variable, sure, but cumong man. Boom or bust, because if it clicks, it clicks.
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It ain't gonna click because he fucking sucks.

23. QB John O'Korn, Jr* [Last time: 18]

Sticking with O'Korn, but barely. Wilton Speight exits spring neck-and-neck with the Houston transfer, with his steadiness battling O'Korn's mobility and ability to flick 40-yard balls on the run. Speight might even be ahead by a nose right now, but O'Korn's upside and Harbaugh's ability to unlock QB upside suggests O'Korn will be in the passing lane by fall.
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So after an offseason of hearing how this hillbilly was gonna unleash doom on the CFB world, he has yet to separate himself from Wilton fuckin' Speight? :lol: Also, look at this asshole:

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RB Drake Johnson—still Michigan's most explosive back.
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Solid, never spectacular back who has shredded his knees multiple times is still their "most explosive back." That sounds promising.

QB Wilton Speight—[update: no, not transferring, in fact strong competition for the job]
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:slappy:

RB Kareem Walker—okay he's not Fournette but let's not dismiss him out of hand because of a couple of recruiting ranking downgrades.
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If his Sr. season in HS is any indication, he might not be Fitz Toussaint, let alone Mr. Fournette.

QB Shane Morris—WR moonlighting in spring game not an outstanding sign.
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@NFBuck

Peppers is an AMAZING athlete who isn't good enough in coverage to play CB and isn't good enough at tackling to play S and couldn't do dick on offense either.

So moving him to LB is the solution?

This is a pretty good example of why I never get particularly concerned when Michigan lands a highly rated recruit.

They have been quite consistent at turning talent to shit up there recently.
 
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