Trivia (merged)

[Saw31]

What would you add to 9 to make 6?

9 hours

 

[Buckin' A]

I've got one....

A 16 year old boy is driving a moped the wrong way down a one way street. A policeman stops him and gives him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. Why?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I've got one....

A 16 year old boy is driving a moped the wrong way down a one way street. A policeman stops him and gives him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. Why?

The cop is his Dad.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I've got one....

A 16 year old boy is driving a moped the wrong way down a one way street. A policeman stops him and gives him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. Why?

Is the policeman the boy's father?

D'oh! Too slow.

 

[Buckin' A]

The cop is his Dad.

Too easy huh? Fuck it, greenies anyway.

 

[BB73]

9 hours

Good try, not the answer I'm looking for.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

the price of grammatical correctness

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

What would you add to 9 to make 6?

A mirror.

Though, the 6 would be backwards...

 

[Buckin' A]

Here's another....


You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

 

[BB73]

A mirror.

Though, the 6 would be backwards...

Nope.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Here's another....


You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

The match!

 

[PrincessPeach]

The match?

ugh... too slow again!

 

[Buckin' A]

Nope.

negative 15.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

What would you add to 9 to make 6?

180 degrees...

edit: or a headstand :p

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I'd add negative 3