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We had trick or treat in our town last night. It was a total of nine kids over a two hour period.

The weather was perfect but this is the lowest turnout since I lived in an apartment at the end of a dead-end road years ago. I watched my neighbor walk to the end of his driveway just to give away their full size candy bars as people would walk by. Toward the end I was hoping one kid would come to the door so I could give him or her the rest of the candy. But no visitors the last 30 minutes. Guess I will be eating Halloween candy through the new year!
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Point of order: Halloween falls on Saturday. Ohio State plays at 7:30. I will NOT be handing out candy to anyone or paying any attention to the door whatever.
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Well obviously.

I was referring to the town elder geniuses where he lives. I mean Christmas parade participation is going to suffer if your board of PTA/Helicopter moms decides to hold it in August.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Well obviously.

I was referring to the town elder geniuses where he lives. I mean Christmas parade participation is going to suffer if your board of PTA/Helicopter moms decides to hold it in August.
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It has always been that way in some communities in and around Akron. No clue why, but quite a few towns have it on the Sunday before for some reason apparently behind my scope of understanding.
 
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BuckBackHome said:
We had trick or treat in our town last night. It was a total of nine kids over a two hour period.

The weather was perfect but this is the lowest turnout since I lived in an apartment at the end of a dead-end road years ago. I watched my neighbor walk to the end of his driveway just to give away their full size candy bars as people would walk by. Toward the end I was hoping one kid would come to the door so I could give him or her the rest of the candy. But no visitors the last 30 minutes. Guess I will be eating Halloween candy through the new year!
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Had the same problem here (though our houses are spread out so it's an inefficient route for candy... and telemarketers).

This area does most of its candy distribution in town for finite periods. Either downtown parade style, or at our church.

Bring in 60 cars, decorate the back of your trunk with a silly Bible theme, dress up, have 300 kids line up with a few snacks ... And keep the distribution window to an hour. We were basically done in 40 minutes.

It's fairly brilliant.
 
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I lived in a rural area, so went in town for trick or treat with my friends. At one house old get off my lawn guy asked everyone what street they live on. Being at the naive stupid age I was, I say my road. Fucker wouldn’t give me candy because I didn’t live in the neighborhood.

Yes, assholes like that existed in the 70s folks
 
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