Jagdaddy
Head Coach
They say bad things happen in threes. For sausage fans, the last week or so has featured:
1. The death of Bob Evans;
2. The arthritic jaw or possible wussing out of competitive eating champion Takeru Kobayashi, who will not be able to defend his Natahan's hot dog eating context championship; and
3. The death of Ralph Stayer, founder of Johnsonville Brats.
On the bright side, since three bad things have already happened, it's unlikely that the Milwaukee Brewers' sausage racers will die in a fiery crash . . . sparing us all the sight of sausage/fiery crash fan Thump being emotionally conflicted.
1. The death of Bob Evans;
2. The arthritic jaw or possible wussing out of competitive eating champion Takeru Kobayashi, who will not be able to defend his Natahan's hot dog eating context championship; and
3. The death of Ralph Stayer, founder of Johnsonville Brats.
On the bright side, since three bad things have already happened, it's unlikely that the Milwaukee Brewers' sausage racers will die in a fiery crash . . . sparing us all the sight of sausage/fiery crash fan Thump being emotionally conflicted.